We’ve done well at their place recently but lost the last four at home and difficult to see any other result on Wednesday. Nil nil would clearly be a good score.

We need to wonder if we'll have any shots at goal. I think we'll give it more of a go than our last two. Largely because we'll be a goal or more down quite quickly.

Red and Blue Army!

0-2. We won't even lay a glove on them Guaita
Ward
Kouyate
Cahill
Mitchell

Ayew
Luka
McCarthy
Jairo
Townsend

Benteke

Five across the middle and Benteke in the team to mark Maguire on corners. Don't know if i will be bothered to watch. So depressing

We will not lose IMHO

Responsibility Deficit Disorder is a medical condition. Symptoms include inability to be corrected when wrong, false sense of superiority, desire to share personal info no else cares about, general hubris. It's a medical issue rather than pure arrogance.

One for the history books. A 2-1 win, giving our first ever double over Man United (?)

Jackson.. Wan Bissaka.... Sansom.. Nicholas.. Cannon.. Guehi.... Zaha... Thomas.. Byrne... Holton.. Rogers.. that should do it..

If we play like the last two games I think 0-3 United. They won't waste as many chances and are significantly better than Brighton and Fulham. Without Wilf I struggle to see us testing their defence and Roy will send us out to hang in there as long as possible. We would need another huge helping of good fortune and Cahill to complete a hat-trick of Rambo performances to salvage even a point.

I hope I'm wrong, but aside from our games against Man City I have never been more pessimistic of the result.