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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 30 May 21 4.59pm
Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle Anyone have any ideas how to keep things fresh in the bedroom? Cryogenics Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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Cucking Funt

Clapham on the Back 30 May 21 4.59pm

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Anyone have any ideas how to keep things fresh in the bedroom?

Cryogenics

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 30 May 21 6.08pm
Originally posted by Cucking Funt Cryogenics You took ya time. I'm a blind man, i'm a blind man, now my room is cold, When a blind man cries, Lord, he feels it from his soul. [Link]
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eagleman13

On The Road To Hell & Alicante 30 May 21 6.08pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Cryogenics

You took ya time.

I'm a blind man, i'm a blind man, now my room is cold,
When a blind man cries, Lord, he feels it from his soul.
[Link]

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sickboy Deal or Croydon 30 May 21 6.31pm
Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle Anyone have any ideas how to keep things fresh in the bedroom? Bedroom? The wife calls it that. I call it the sensory deprivation zone. Having said that, maybe we should swap. I reckon we would get on well. A few beers and a laugh and if itgoes well, maybe , sex. Meanwhile the wives could go shopping and moan about us.
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sickboy

Deal or Croydon 30 May 21 6.31pm

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Anyone have any ideas how to keep things fresh in the bedroom?

Bedroom?
The wife calls it that.
I call it the sensory deprivation zone.
Having said that, maybe we should swap.
I reckon we would get on well.
A few beers and a laugh and if itgoes well, maybe , sex.
Meanwhile the wives could go shopping and moan about us.

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Stirlingsays 30 May 21 7.31pm
Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle Anyone have any ideas how to keep things fresh in the bedroom? You need a bird with a low IQ who confuses sex for love. It's a twenty percent chance everytime. Outside of that I hear some people use masks. 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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Stirlingsays

30 May 21 7.31pm

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Anyone have any ideas how to keep things fresh in the bedroom?

You need a bird with a low IQ who confuses sex for love.
It's a twenty percent chance everytime.

Outside of that I hear some people use masks.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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PalazioVecchio south pole 30 May 21 7.58pm
Live in a bedroom in Bangkok Eze Peasy at Anfield....
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south pole 30 May 21 7.58pm

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Live in a bedroom in Bangkok

Eze Peasy at Anfield....

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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 30 May 21 8.01pm
Originally posted by sickboy Bedroom? The wife calls it that. I call it the sensory deprivation zone. Having said that, maybe we should swap. I reckon we would get on well. A few beers and a laugh and if itgoes well, maybe , sex. Meanwhile the wives could go shopping and moan about us. Good to have to back on here Sickboy. You went missing for a while. Hope all is well mate "It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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Tom-the-eagle

Croydon 30 May 21 8.01pm

Originally posted by sickboy

Good to have to back on here Sickboy.

You went missing for a while. Hope all is well mate

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 30 May 21 9.31pm
Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle Anyone have any ideas how to keep things fresh in the bedroom? painters outfit tom. and the smell of putty, linseed oil n shellac. Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Sussex, ex-Cronx. 30 May 21 9.31pm

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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Anyone have any ideas how to keep things fresh in the bedroom?

painters outfit tom.
and the smell of putty, linseed oil n shellac.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Teddy Eagle Online 30 May 21 9.39pm
Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall painters outfit tom. and the smell of putty, linseed oil n shellac. Get her a cricket bat.
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Teddy Eagle Online

30 May 21 9.39pm

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

painters outfit tom.
and the smell of putty, linseed oil n shellac.

Get her a cricket bat.

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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 30 May 21 9.51pm
Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall painters outfit tom. and the smell of putty, linseed oil n shellac. Ha ha You stud muffin "It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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Tom-the-eagle

Croydon 30 May 21 9.51pm

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

painters outfit tom.
and the smell of putty, linseed oil n shellac.

Ha ha

You stud muffin

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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manwitheagletattoo Somewhere in England 30 May 21 9.57pm
Have you tried changing or investing in that Emma mattress they advertise on the telly..The way that couple, specially that young woman spring out of that bed Wow . South London & Proud Sometimes I really wonder if family are really worth it. Because it doesn�t matter how time and affection you give It�s never enough
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Somewhere in England 30 May 21 9.57pm

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Have you tried changing or investing in that Emma mattress they advertise on the telly..The way that couple, specially that young woman spring out of that bed Wow
.

South London & Proud
Sometimes I really wonder if family are really worth it.
Because it doesn�t matter how time and affection you give
It�s never enough

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Bexley Eagle Bexley Kent 30 May 21 10.09pm
My mate bought one of those and the missus said it�s so uncomfortable she moved to the spare bed. I guess that means the sheets will stay fresher.
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Bexley Eagle

Bexley Kent 30 May 21 10.09pm

My mate bought one of those and the missus said it�s so uncomfortable she moved to the spare bed. I guess that means the sheets will stay fresher.

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Tim Gypsy Hill '64 Stoke sub normal 30 May 21 10.39pm
Originally posted by Badger11 I'm told by those who know that Lenor does the trick, your sheets smell lovely for days. I heard it was c***fort Fatprick Conditioner. Systematically dragged down by the lawmakers
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Tim Gypsy Hill '64

Stoke sub normal 30 May 21 10.39pm

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Originally posted by Badger11

I'm told by those who know that Lenor does the trick, your sheets smell lovely for days.

I heard it was c***fort Fatprick Conditioner.

Systematically dragged down by the lawmakers

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