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Teddy Eagle 02 Jun 21 2.18pm
Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle Just met an old mate for a quick beer who told me that he now has a bent pen!s. Thought he had started following Brighton. Turns out he has a thing call Peyronie’s disease. Apparently it’s very common. Anyone in here have this and do you now have to shag sideways? If this was the conversation over a quick beer what topics does he get onto over the course of a proper session?
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Teddy Eagle

02 Jun 21 2.18pm

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Just met an old mate for a quick beer who told me that he now has a bent pen!s. Thought he had started following Brighton.

Turns out he has a thing call Peyronie’s disease. Apparently it’s very common.

Anyone in here have this and do you now have to shag sideways?

If this was the conversation over a quick beer what topics does he get onto over the course of a proper session?

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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 02 Jun 21 6.28pm
Originally posted by Teddy Eagle If this was the conversation over a quick beer what topics does he get onto over the course of a proper session? This is just how my crowd greet each morning other. How are you? How’s your wife? How’s your pen!s? "It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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Tom-the-eagle

Croydon 02 Jun 21 6.28pm

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

If this was the conversation over a quick beer what topics does he get onto over the course of a proper session?

This is just how my crowd greet each morning other.

How are you? How’s your wife? How’s your pen!s?

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 02 Jun 21 6.30pm
Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle This is just how my crowd greet each morning other. How are you? How’s your wife? How’s your pen!s? When speaking to my mate who lives in Thailand, I also ask how is his wife’s pen!s "It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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Tom-the-eagle

Croydon 02 Jun 21 6.30pm

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

This is just how my crowd greet each morning other.

How are you? How’s your wife? How’s your pen!s?

When speaking to my mate who lives in Thailand, I also ask how is his wife’s pen!s

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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Spiderman Horsham 02 Jun 21 6.38pm
Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle When speaking to my mate who lives in Thailand, I also ask how is his wife’s pen!s Careful
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Spiderman

Horsham 02 Jun 21 6.38pm

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

When speaking to my mate who lives in Thailand, I also ask how is his wife’s pen!s

Careful

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Casual Orpington 02 Jun 21 7.23pm
Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle When speaking to my mate who lives in Thailand, I also ask how is his wife’s pen!s Bit wacist
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Casual

Orpington 02 Jun 21 7.23pm

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

When speaking to my mate who lives in Thailand, I also ask how is his wife’s pen!s

Bit wacist

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Teddy Eagle 02 Jun 21 7.44pm
Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle This is just how my crowd greet each morning other. How are you? How’s your wife? How’s your pen!s? Fair enough. It’s still a hell of a conversation starter.
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Teddy Eagle

02 Jun 21 7.44pm

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

This is just how my crowd greet each morning other.

How are you? How’s your wife? How’s your pen!s?

Fair enough. It’s still a hell of a conversation starter.

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 02 Jun 21 9.21pm
Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle When speaking to my mate who lives in Thailand, I also ask how is his wife’s pen!s would you give them a run out if they were, yknow, Ok looking, a dozen vodkas. Durty dave did. reckoned it was full on mucky. to quote: ''you do them, they do you.etc etc etc'' no wonder the buggers dead now. Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Sussex, ex-Cronx. 02 Jun 21 9.21pm

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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

When speaking to my mate who lives in Thailand, I also ask how is his wife’s pen!s

would you give them a run out if they were, yknow, Ok looking, a dozen vodkas.
Durty dave did.
reckoned it was full on mucky.
to quote:
''you do them, they do you.etc etc etc''
no wonder the buggers dead now.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 06 Jun 21 1.26pm
According to Monica Lewinsky, President Bill Clinton had a bender. Mind you, that bloke would shag anything. "The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak
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in a hidey-hole 06 Jun 21 1.26pm

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According to Monica Lewinsky, President Bill Clinton had a bender.
Mind you, that bloke would shag anything.

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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Spiderman Horsham 06 Jun 21 3.48pm
Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly According to Monica Lewinsky, President Bill Clinton had a bender. Mind you, that bloke would shag anything. Blimey, I misread had for was
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Spiderman

Horsham 06 Jun 21 3.48pm

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

According to Monica Lewinsky, President Bill Clinton had a bender.
Mind you, that bloke would shag anything.

Blimey, I misread had for was

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HeathMan Purley 06 Jun 21 11.52pm
Thank you Mr Apollo. I remember The Mate's name was Chopper, and he had a whopper. Twice round the deck, once round his neck, and up his Ar*e for a stopper.
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HeathMan

Purley 06 Jun 21 11.52pm

Thank you Mr Apollo. I remember

The Mate's name was Chopper,
and he had a whopper.
Twice round the deck,
once round his neck,
and up his Ar*e for a stopper.

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sickboy Deal or Croydon 07 Jun 21 12.33am
Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall would you give them a run out if they were, yknow, Ok looking, a dozen vodkas. Durty dave did. reckoned it was full on mucky. to quote: ''you do them, they do you.etc etc etc'' no wonder the buggers dead now. Apparently it's fun to reach around the front and pretend you've gone all the way through.
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sickboy

Deal or Croydon 07 Jun 21 12.33am

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

Apparently it's fun to reach around the front and pretend you've gone all the way through.

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