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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 14 Jun 21 7.55am
Beetroot. Lovely vegetable. When you boil it from raw to get it edible, the pink water/juices stain everything. Even after cooking your fingers and tongue turn bright red. I was eating loads of it the other day and it actually turns your wee pink. For a moment I wondered if I was menstruating, then I realised it was due to excessive beetroot consumption. "The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak
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Beetroot.

Lovely vegetable. When you boil it from raw to get it edible, the pink water/juices stain everything. Even after cooking your fingers and tongue turn bright red.

I was eating loads of it the other day and it actually turns your wee pink. For a moment I wondered if I was menstruating, then I realised it was due to excessive beetroot consumption.

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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Palace Old Geezer Midhurst 14 Jun 21 8.25am
Asparagus makes your wee smell of, well, asparagus actually. Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.
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Midhurst 14 Jun 21 8.25am

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Asparagus makes your wee smell of, well, asparagus actually.

Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 14 Jun 21 9.03am
Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly Beetroot. Lovely vegetable. When you boil it from raw to get it edible, the pink water/juices stain everything. Even after cooking your fingers and tongue turn bright red. I was eating loads of it the other day and it actually turns your wee pink. For a moment I wondered if I was menstruating, then I realised it was due to excessive beetroot consumption. Once did same thing. Had loads of the stuff, following morning I took a p!ss and thought I was dying. "It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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Croydon 14 Jun 21 9.03am

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

Beetroot.

Lovely vegetable. When you boil it from raw to get it edible, the pink water/juices stain everything. Even after cooking your fingers and tongue turn bright red.

I was eating loads of it the other day and it actually turns your wee pink. For a moment I wondered if I was menstruating, then I realised it was due to excessive beetroot consumption.

Once did same thing. Had loads of the stuff, following morning I took a p!ss and thought I was dying.

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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Lanzo-Ad Lanzarote 14 Jun 21 9.38am
Over fried onions make me fart like a trooper, and the smell! �That�s a joke son, I say, that�s a joke.� �Nice boy, but he�s sharp as a throw pillow.� �He�s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent� � �Son� I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.�__ Forhorn Leghorn
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Lanzarote 14 Jun 21 9.38am

Over fried onions make me fart like a trooper, and the smell!

�That�s a joke son, I say, that�s a joke.� �Nice boy, but he�s sharp as a throw pillow.� �He�s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent� � �Son� I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.�__ Forhorn Leghorn

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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 14 Jun 21 11.50am
Fatness is a terrible side effect, which gets harder to control each year. Red and Blue Army!
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Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 14 Jun 21 11.50am

Fatness is a terrible side effect, which gets harder to control each year.

Red and Blue Army!

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