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  Hrolf The Ganger  12 Aug 21 5.05pm |
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Originally posted by BlueJay
I'm not sure how you'd know as you'd have already switched off and put in a written complaint about the over representation of Brown Boys on TV before the opening credits had finished.
That is hilarious. I haven't laughed that much since I caught my balls on a rusty nail.
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At least you like Steve Coogan. Can't beat a bit of Alan. palace_in_frogland  In a broken dream 12 Aug 21 6.02pm |
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Micky Flanagan is putting a lot of his stuff on YouTube. All subjective of course, but I am finding a good few of his routines hysterically funny. Try “Delhi belly” or “Thick people television“ Warning - contains swearing!
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BlueJay  UK 12 Aug 21 6.25pm |
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
That is hilarious. I haven't laughed that much since I caught my balls on a rusty nail. Ouch. That would brown off the best of us.
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| Hrolf The Ganger 12 Aug 21 6.35pm |
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Originally posted by BlueJay
Ouch. That would brown off the best of us. Not as painful as your jokes.
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croydon proud  Any european country i fancy! 12 Aug 21 6.39pm |
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Originally posted by palace_in_frogland
Micky Flanagan is putting a lot of his stuff on YouTube. All subjective of course, but I am finding a good few of his routines hysterically funny. Try “Delhi belly” or “Thick people television“ Warning - contains swearing! Loved his English countryside comment - He and the mrs stopped off in a little cafe for a cream tea, lovely- 57 quid!
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| BlueJay UK 12 Aug 21 6.41pm |
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
Not as painful as your jokes. I refuse to be pilau-ried. In any case, as a social conservative it's clear to me at least that eating 'anything' other than a standard fry up is a creeping sign of wokeness. An act of virtue signalling that other cultures are equivalents, when we all know that's not true, else why would their food be called foreign muck to begin with? Edited by BlueJay (12 Aug 2021 7.02pm)
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| Hrolf The Ganger 12 Aug 21 8.40pm |
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Originally posted by BlueJay
I refuse to be pilau-ried. In any case, as a social conservative it's clear to me at least that eating 'anything' other than a standard fry up is a creeping sign of wokeness. An act of virtue signalling that other cultures are equivalents, when we all know that's not true, else why would their food be called foreign muck to begin with? Edited by BlueJay (12 Aug 2021 7.02pm) Interesting theory. Isn't fish and chips Jewish? I'm not really sure what traditional British food is. Roast Beef, perhaps. Anything including meat pies. Sausage and mash? I'll eat anything as long as I like it. My main concern with 'foreign' food is how expensive and unhealthy it usually is.
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| BlueJay UK 12 Aug 21 9.11pm |
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
Interesting theory. Isn't fish and chips Jewish? I'm not really sure what traditional British food is. Roast Beef, perhaps. Anything including meat pies. Sausage and mash? I'll eat anything as long as I like it. My main concern with 'foreign' food is how expensive and unhealthy it usually is. Just offering a left-field perspective really. Any strident political or social view relies on at least a partial contortion of the realities of other peoples lives. Applying these 'plugin' terms to our own outlooks too may broaden our perspective somewhat. And yes I agree, what exactly is British grub? It's almost become a bit of a cliched insult from abroad, that we don't even have a national cuisine. For what it's worth I'm fine with enjoying an Indian meal as long as it ticks the right boxes, and don't much mind how far removed it is from its origins. If it's tasty, down the hatch it goes! As you say though, getting too take away happy isn't always great for the ol' waistline!
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| Tim Gypsy Hill '64 Stoke sub normal 12 Aug 21 11.04pm |
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
Interesting theory. Isn't fish and chips Jewish? I'm not really sure what traditional British food is. Roast Beef, perhaps. Anything including meat pies. Sausage and mash? I'll eat anything as long as I like it. My main concern with 'foreign' food is how expensive and unhealthy it usually is. Walter Raleigh brought the potato back to Britain, and it's possible the Jews living in Britain first ate fried potatoes with fish. Ergo, British. I'm not sure if King David or Solomon went down the chippy though, but you never know.
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 13 Aug 21 10.58am |
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Originally posted by BlueJay
Just offering a left-field perspective really. Any strident political or social view relies on at least a partial contortion of the realities of other peoples lives. Applying these 'plugin' terms to our own outlooks too may broaden our perspective somewhat. And yes I agree, what exactly is British grub? It's almost become a bit of a cliched insult from abroad, that we don't even have a national cuisine. For what it's worth I'm fine with enjoying an Indian meal as long as it ticks the right boxes, and don't much mind how far removed it is from its origins. If it's tasty, down the hatch it goes! As you say though, getting too take away happy isn't always great for the ol' waistline!
True story. I was on holiday in Ibiza wandering down a road full of restaurants behind a family all decked out in shell suits. The Mother, having perused another menu, announced to the rest of the family that she was fed up with looking at all this foreign muck and she was "off to find something English, like a Chinese"
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 13 Aug 21 11.23am |
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
Interesting theory. Isn't fish and chips Jewish? I'm not really sure what traditional British food is. Roast Beef, perhaps. Anything including meat pies. Sausage and mash? I'll eat anything as long as I like it. My main concern with 'foreign' food is how expensive and unhealthy it usually is.
Edited by kingdowieonthewall (13 Aug 2021 11.24am)
Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? |
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| OneWayTicketToMars Selsdon 13 Aug 21 12.56pm |
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Wot a load of cods about being racists .... mind you I must dig out some of my Ruby Murray 78's .... she was a great singer .... oh and get my curry ordered for Sat night after we nick a point off the Chelski.
Record crowd 51,482 - The Whitehorse was rocking - Second Div Champs 1978 - 79 ... 'wot a night ! |
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