with ketchup it's thousand island dressing. With Bovril? Isle of Sheppey dressing? La sauce Bovrilaise? Never heard of it, and not sure what it goes with or how it will help our goal scoring.

Carl on Twitter who is a reliable source says that the deal is complicated and there may not be time to finalize it in this window.

It was muted the Mourinho wanted Benteke when he was at spurs maybe he can be Abrahams back up at Roma, if the deal is complicated just take over the loan, then take it from there, he is 5ft 11, you have to be at least 6 foot 3 to play for Mourinho

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

Sorry but the website this story comes from looks naff as. Don't believe it for a second.

(Which probably means he'll be signed tomorrow)

He’s not injured is he? Thought not. So that really reduces it. Nkeitah however…..

Click-Bait, i know, seems Roma want to keep him for the rest of his loan . . . [Link]

I'm a blind man, i'm a blind man, now my room is cold,
When a blind man cries, Lord, he feels it from his soul.
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