Maybe they should look into whoever reported it for wasting police time

Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

I’d strongly suspect the police complaint was made indeed by uni dropout Stavely or her husband (from Iran, another wonderfully civilised country). Both of them had indulged, posh-kid childhoods and likely never learned the meaning of ‘no’, swanning though life on family money. Witness the foot-stamping petulance Stavely showed when she thought her deal had been blocked. The police complaint was their second mistake in days, following reversing the plea to the waddling scum not to wear Tesco towels round their heads.

Methinks there’s a long and painful learning curve ahead about the world beyond the money palaces of Dubai. As far as I’m concerned the HF have set the ball rolling in style, and now it’s up to other fan groups to make that learning curve as painful as possible.

I was reminded of Mrs Coulter, the villain from His Dark Materials

Has a penguin been beheaded yet?

COYP

(Pssst...Dubai is a different place to Saudi Arabia)

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

I'd be surprised if they did. The backlash from other clubs, their supporters and possibly even elements of the media might leave them with a lot of egg on face.