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 Stirlingsays  23 Aug 21 7.08pm |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
If you touch Sturgeon's head, you get seven years good luck. If you can bend down that far, probably rik my back doing that. At that height she's only good for one thing.....and to keep it clean I'll say that's for finding lost items on the floor.
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| Stirlingsays 03 Feb 22 1.22pm |
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If you'd seen this picture before the pandemic you'd think.....finally, they have silenced women. (just a joke) Edited by Stirlingsays (03 Feb 2022 3.08pm)
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Attachment: | The Dolphin 03 Feb 22 3.29pm |
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That is very funny!
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| Stirlingsays 03 Feb 22 5.00pm |
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Originally posted by The Dolphin
That is very funny! Tips hat.
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| Stirlingsays 09 Jun 22 12.22am |
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'The price of gas is so high, it would be cheaper to buy cocaine and just run everywhere' (Senator Kennedy)
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| Stirlingsays 09 Jun 22 12.23am |
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Tom's let things go a bit hasn't he. [Tweet Link]
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| Stirlingsays 09 Jun 22 12.54am |
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More cute than funny but hey....a lot better than cat videos. [Tweet Link]
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| Badger11 Beckenham 09 Jun 22 7.04am |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Tom's let things go a bit hasn't he. [Tweet Link]
Actresses complain that as they get older they no longer get the leading roles
One more point |
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cryrst  The garden of England 09 Jun 22 8.20pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Tom's let things go a bit hasn't he. [Tweet Link]
This could be the origin of “putting lipstick on a pig, it’s still a pig”
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| Stirlingsays 10 Jun 22 8.59pm |
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The kind of feminist activism I could really get behind or in front of....or at a sideways angle. [Tweet Link]
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| Stirlingsays 10 Jun 22 9.06pm |
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I'm definitely getting older....I can remember when Bill Burr use to be funny.
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| Stirlingsays 10 Jun 22 11.33pm |
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Charles Bronson's dating technique was taught in martial arts classes. [Tweet Link]
Edited by Stirlingsays (10 Jun 2022 11.34pm)
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