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View Nicholas91's Profile Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 16 Jun 22 7.56am Send a Private Message to Nicholas91 Add Nicholas91 as a friend

I decided to go into making clown shoes for a while and let me tell you that was no small feet.

I then supplied filofax's to mafia bosses, I was involved in very organised crime.

I applied for a role at Microsoft but they never responded to my telegram.

In my time as a professional scarecrow I once won an award for being out standing in my field.

I'll stop there.

 


Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

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View NEILLO's Profile NEILLO Flag Shoreham-by-Sea 16 Jun 22 10.07am Send a Private Message to NEILLO Add NEILLO as a friend

Head of Recruitment, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.

I think I'd be lucky to make it through one day.

 


Old, Ungifted and White

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 16 Jun 22 11.28am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Got my Doctorate of Philosophy for £25 from a Nigerian working from a flat in Walthamstow. That should open a few doors for me.

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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View Palace Old Geezer's Profile Palace Old Geezer Flag Midhurst 16 Jun 22 12.32pm Send a Private Message to Palace Old Geezer Add Palace Old Geezer as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

But, but, but Lewis Hamilton but.

Yes, yes, but still needed his dad to hold down 3 jobs to pay for it. Lewis's background wasn't as bleak as he likes to make out.

Many drivers with very limited talent, then and now, have bought their way in.

 


Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

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BlueJay Flag UK 16 Jun 22 11.11pm

Originally posted by Nicholas91

I decided to go into making clown shoes for a while and let me tell you that was no small feet.

I then supplied filofax's to mafia bosses, I was involved in very organised crime.

I applied for a role at Microsoft but they never responded to my telegram.

In my time as a professional scarecrow I once won an award for being out standing in my field.

I'll stop there.

That reminds me, I must return to that old Tim Vine DVD

 

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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 17 Jun 22 7.15am Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by BlueJay

That reminds me, I must return to that old Tim Vine DVD

I quit my job in a helium balloon factory. I told the boss: "I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice".

 


Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 17 Jun 22 9.27pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Palace Old Geezer

Yes, yes, but still needed his dad to hold down 3 jobs to pay for it. Lewis's background wasn't as bleak as he likes to make out.

Many drivers with very limited talent, then and now, have bought their way in.

I know mate. It was more his narrative I was talking about.

 


Red and Blue Army!

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