Perhaps he should be nicknamed "Trampoline".

I think he went to the Carlton Palmer school of ball control!

Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

It's painful to watch, isn't it. It's almost like if we could blend Mateta's work rate and confidence with Eduoard's ability...we'd have a half decent striker!

I think the only really natural goal scorers we had in my time of Watching was, Mike Elwiss, Kevin Mabbutt, Ian Wright and Andy Johnson, sadly the first two suffered career ending injuries.

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

Dougie Freedman scored 95 times for Palace!

..are we suggesting our third against Villa .......