Huh? Granite shorelines are very English, I mentioned them as you see them a lot in Cornwall and I know how much you approve of that place. What is there not to believe, I was born in Croydon. Does that somehow make me foreign?

My son did it recently. Very English. But, in any case, why is that an issue? If 200 years ago your forebears included an 'outsider' (heaven forfend) does that make you not English? You are so weird. I really think you don't believe anyone that lives outside of Wisbech is English. This does explain why you never go to football matches, you don't have a passport to go South of the river.

For sure the quasi religious battles that are the subject of this thread would have Richard III, whose body was intered in Leicester after being discovered in a car park there, figuratively spinning in his grave.

Apart from the fact that he was a great English king, he was mainly focused on the north of the country and popular opinion suggests that he would have been better served had he been finally laid to rest in York.

Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

Why the Jewish reference?

I don't mean to be impolite but what the feck has it got to do with you?

You come on here constantly asking questions like some curious low set kid.

Post at someone who wants to engage with your general dimness.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

But you are impolite. Extremely. There's no need to swear at me, my bright friend.

Why the Jewish reference out of nowhere?

a fair question.