Okay blood then... Or they'll also accept a few casio watches and a toaster.. and cook books for her at home.

According to the BBC it's the fastest selling non fiction book in history but the questions remains - is it non fiction?

Bookshops have certainly ordered in bulk but does that count as sold? Or are they likely to end up in the bargain bucket fairly quickly.

One more point

Now, in his latest US chat show appearance, he complains about the coverage of his book by "the British press".

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

No doubt he'll parlay this isn't a follow up book. As georgenorman says Going Spare sounds about right.

He could also put some timber on too - blaming Camilla or whoever for that - then lose it and release a Spare Tye fitness book..

He really seems to have an Oedipus complex...after trying to convince the world that his wife is his mother MkII,(with no little assistance from her, it seems) he relates a story about how he ended up with frostbite on his 'todger'. Apparently, a friend suggested he treat it using Elizabeth Arden face cream, which, he relates, his mother used to rub into her lips to keep them soft -

probably the weirdest case of 'Mummy kissing it better' ever related

A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers