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View JRW2's Profile JRW2 Online Flag Dulwich 20 Jan 23 4.54pm Send a Private Message to JRW2 Add JRW2 as a friend

What a great thread - every one a winner!

 

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View Lanzo-Ad's Profile Lanzo-Ad Flag Lanzarote 20 Jan 23 5.00pm Send a Private Message to Lanzo-Ad Add Lanzo-Ad as a friend

Originally posted by southnorwoodhill

The moral of this story is that PV was correct to drop Eze, future Ballon D'Or winner. Perhaps he and Schlupp are more effective entering the game when it has opened out a bit.

No, he should play instead of the hopeless, non position, Edouard.

 


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View Uphill's Profile Uphill Flag Bedford 20 Jan 23 5.10pm Send a Private Message to Uphill Add Uphill as a friend

Dear Lanzo (and/or Willo)

May we have the equivalent stats for our two goal-starved strikers. Mateta and Edouard ?

You have always championed Jean-Paul but have been a bit dismissive of Edouard.

Until we get a creative midfielder (maybe Doucoure could become one if he has defensive back-up) neither of the above will ever show their true talent (if any)

 

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View Croydon-Trucker's Profile Croydon-Trucker Flag 20 Jan 23 5.13pm Send a Private Message to Croydon-Trucker Add Croydon-Trucker as a friend

Originally posted by Lanzo-Ad

No, he should play instead of the hopeless, non position, Edouard.

My Nan could play better than the hopeless Edouard . I cant belive he is on nearly 100k per week .

 

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View Willo's Profile Willo Online Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 20 Jan 23 5.18pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Uphill

Dear Lanzo (and/or Willo)

May we have the equivalent stats for our two goal-starved strikers. Mateta and Edouard ?

You have always championed Jean-Paul but have been a bit dismissive of Edouard.

Until we get a creative midfielder (maybe Doucoure could become one if he has defensive back-up) neither of the above will ever show their true talent (if any)

I don't recall waxing lyrical about Mateta or vilifying Edouard on HOL.

 

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View Uphill's Profile Uphill Flag Bedford 20 Jan 23 5.21pm Send a Private Message to Uphill Add Uphill as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

I don't recall waxing lyrical about Mateta or vilifying Edouard on HOL.

Sorry Willo

I was addressing my remarks to your fellow statistician, Lanzo.

 

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View Willo's Profile Willo Online Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 20 Jan 23 5.29pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Uphill

Sorry Willo

I was addressing my remarks to your fellow statistician, Lanzo.

No problem at all.

Far from providing statistical information I sometimes conclude that on occasions I spoon-feed HOL warm diarrhoea !

 

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View Lanzo-Ad's Profile Lanzo-Ad Flag Lanzarote 20 Jan 23 5.34pm Send a Private Message to Lanzo-Ad Add Lanzo-Ad as a friend

Originally posted by Uphill

Dear Lanzo (and/or Willo)

May we have the equivalent stats for our two goal-starved strikers. Mateta and Edouard ?

You have always championed Jean-Paul but have been a bit dismissive of Edouard.

Until we get a creative midfielder (maybe Doucoure could become one if he has defensive back-up) neither of the above will ever show their true talent (if any)

Mateta 6 out of 10, Cost 11m, reputed salary 50k a week, goal every 252 mins
Eduoard 5 out of 10,Cost 16.3M, reputed salary 94k a week, goal every 273 mins

there you go

 


“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

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View Lanzo-Ad's Profile Lanzo-Ad Flag Lanzarote 20 Jan 23 5.37pm Send a Private Message to Lanzo-Ad Add Lanzo-Ad as a friend

Maybe Lanzo´s thoughts for today should become a daily feature

 


“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

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View Uphill's Profile Uphill Flag Bedford 20 Jan 23 5.52pm Send a Private Message to Uphill Add Uphill as a friend

Originally posted by Lanzo-Ad

Mateta 6 out of 10, Cost 11m, reputed salary 50k a week, goal every 252 mins
Eduoard 5 out of 10,Cost 16.3M, reputed salary 94k a week, goal every 273 mins

there you go

Thank you sir

Well, I am a bit surprised but there is not much in it and neither really merits a place in the PL so, after a new creative midfielder, our next requirement is for a replacement.

 

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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag The garden of England 20 Jan 23 7.16pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Neither gets the service they thrive on. Across the box or running on to a ball is their favoured style. Watch Eduoard for Celtic. Until we play this more often they won’t thrive. Getting the ball facing away from goal and turning a defender is a rare trait. Maybe only half a dozen in the prem and probably only low double figures in any top leagues.
If wilf or olise ( love him) put in early crosses we would score more.

 

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View sydtheeagle's Profile sydtheeagle Flag England 20 Jan 23 7.49pm Send a Private Message to sydtheeagle Add sydtheeagle as a friend

Originally posted by Lanzo-Ad

Premier league and Palace Only:

Wilf, goal every 348 mins, assist every 555 mins (5 out of 7 Pens)
Olise, goal every 578 mins, assist every 256 mins
Eze, goal every 578 mins, assist every 420 mins

Wilf's adding goals in greater numbers to his game has been impressive. But the striking thing in all these statistics is that for a player who essentially has the skill set of a traditional winger - taking on and beating a man then getting the ball into the box - his end product is, by these statistics, extremely poor. I would argue that a player who does what Wilf does should be averaging far more than an assist every six or so matches.

 


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