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View babylonjohn's Profile babylonjohn Flag St Leonards-on-Sea 22 Jan 23 1.11am Send a Private Message to babylonjohn Add babylonjohn as a friend

Originally posted by sydtheeagle

Wilf's adding goals in greater numbers to his game has been impressive. But the striking thing in all these statistics is that for a player who essentially has the skill set of a traditional winger - taking on and beating a man then getting the ball into the box - his end product is, by these statistics, extremely poor. I would argue that a player who does what Wilf does should be averaging far more than an assist every six or so matches.

He seems to have lost his mojo of late.Hope its temporary.
Hope his injury is temporary also.
And what is going on with his barnet?
It looks like a dead squirrel!

 

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View Lanzo-Ad's Profile Lanzo-Ad Flag Lanzarote 26 Feb 23 10.05am Send a Private Message to Lanzo-Ad Add Lanzo-Ad as a friend

More useless/usefull facts this season

mins/pitch goal/game assist/game
Mateta 652 7.2 none
Edouard 1124 4.1 6.2
Wilf 1664 4.6 9.2 (not including pens)
Olise 1527 8.5 3.4
Eze 1602 4.4 5.9
Ayew 1682 18.6 18.6
Schlupp 1779 19.7 none

It would seem that we have much more chance of creating and scoring a goal if 3 out of Wilf, Edouard, Olise and Eze are on the pitch and no chance if Ayew, Mateta and Schlupp are on the pitch

 


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View Lanzo-Ad's Profile Lanzo-Ad Flag Lanzarote 26 Feb 23 10.07am Send a Private Message to Lanzo-Ad Add Lanzo-Ad as a friend

Originally posted by Lanzo-Ad

More useless/usefull facts this season

mins/pitch goal/game assist/game
Mateta 652, 7.2, none
Edouard 1124, 4.1, 6.2
Wilf 1664, 4.6, 9.2 (not including pens)
Olise 1527, 8.5, 3.4
Eze 1602, 4.4, 5.9
Ayew 1682, 18.6, 18.6
Schlupp 1779, 19.7, none

It would seem that we have much more chance of creating and scoring a goal if 3 out of Wilf, Edouard, Olise and Eze are on the pitch and no chance if Ayew, Mateta and Schlupp are on the pitch

 


“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

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View SwordFish's Profile SwordFish Flag Peasmarsh,East Sussex 26 Feb 23 10.17am Send a Private Message to SwordFish Add SwordFish as a friend

Originally posted by Lanzo-Ad

More useless/usefull facts this season

mins/pitch goal/game assist/game
Mateta 652 7.2 none
Edouard 1124 4.1 6.2
Wilf 1664 4.6 9.2 (not including pens)
Olise 1527 8.5 3.4
Eze 1602 4.4 5.9
Ayew 1682 18.6 18.6
Schlupp 1779 19.7 none

It would seem that we have much more chance of creating and scoring a goal if 3 out of Wilf, Edouard, Olise and Eze are on the pitch and no chance if Ayew, Mateta and Schlupp are on the pitch

We would also conceded much more without them especially ayew who’s absolutely unbelievable work rate and his defensive work , plus I understand the frustration with mateta but he causes problems for defenders with just his size , as for schlupp he’s been a scapegoat for fans to blame for weeks yet the man has been a great servant and puts it all in,
I absolutely wholeheartedly trust this process and fully believe goals will come when confidence is back

 


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View Lanzo-Ad's Profile Lanzo-Ad Flag Lanzarote 26 Feb 23 11.27am Send a Private Message to Lanzo-Ad Add Lanzo-Ad as a friend

Originally posted by SwordFish

We would also conceded much more without them especially ayew who’s absolutely unbelievable work rate and his defensive work , plus I understand the frustration with mateta but he causes problems for defenders with just his size , as for schlupp he’s been a scapegoat for fans to blame for weeks yet the man has been a great servant and puts it all in,
I absolutely wholeheartedly trust this process and fully believe goals will come when confidence is back

No, i dont believe we would conceede more if we played:

**************Guita************
Richards*Andersen*Guehi*Michell
****Lokonga*Doucoure*Hughes****
*Olise******Edouard********Eze*

With the wide central midfielder covering the full back when on that side, more freedom for our best players, we have to try and score goals, and we wont do that with Ayew and Schlupp in attacking positions as the stats say

 


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View Willo's Profile Willo Online Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 26 Feb 23 11.37am Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

I believed that we would attain a draw and predicted 1-1 on HOL.

Whilst we have collected draws at home to Newcastle,Man Utd, Brighton and Liverpool in recent weeks, the dearth of creativity and shots on target is really concerning.
W.Ham bagged 4 goals yesterday - I simply cannot see us scoring 4 goals in a game.

Apropos Mateta I heard someone refer to him as a "Poor man's Benteke"

 

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View PJEagle's Profile PJEagle Flag London 26 Feb 23 12.32pm Send a Private Message to PJEagle Add PJEagle as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

Dearest Lanzo

I am the 'King' of "Useless Info" on HOL and I do not want you to take my crown.

Your crown is unchallengeable, Willo, king emeritus one might say....

 

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View Willo's Profile Willo Online Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 26 Feb 23 12.44pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by PJEagle

Your crown is unchallengeable, Willo, king emeritus one might say....

Hell's teeth !
The only crown that I possess is attached to a molar.
Many of course have included that I am the 'King' of sesquipedalian prose which equates to empty twaddle and meaningless gobbledegook.

Edited by Willo (26 Feb 2023 12.47pm)

 

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View aashman12's Profile aashman12 Flag 26 Feb 23 2.05pm Send a Private Message to aashman12 Add aashman12 as a friend

Am I old fashioned to say I'd like to see left footed wingers on the left and right on the right, all this slowing things down to get on your favoured foot irks me,

 

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View Willo's Profile Willo Online Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 26 Feb 23 2.10pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by aashman12

Am I old fashioned to say I'd like to see left footed wingers on the left and right on the right, all this slowing things down to get on your favoured foot irks me,

Has served the likes of Messi,Salah and Mahrez well over the years.

 

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View TheGreatGorbo's Profile TheGreatGorbo Flag sunbury 27 Feb 23 6.44am Send a Private Message to TheGreatGorbo Add TheGreatGorbo as a friend

We always use Inverted wingers? I saw briefly against Liverpool Olise swapped over to the left, would like to see this more often as I think this would help our forward get onto a good cross before the defence has time to get back into position, mixing things up a bit might help us score, I remember Zaha and bolasie regularly doing this in games but rarely now do we try this.

 

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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 27 Feb 23 8.59am Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

I believed that we would attain a draw and predicted 1-1 on HOL.

Whilst we have collected draws at home to Newcastle,Man Utd, Brighton and Liverpool in recent weeks, the dearth of creativity and shots on target is really concerning.
W.Ham bagged 4 goals yesterday - I simply cannot see us scoring 4 goals in a game.

Apropos Mateta I heard someone refer to him as a "Poor man's Benteke"

I've done some statistical research of my own, Willo, and can confirm that you have correctly predicted the results of Palace's last FOUR matches - 2 of them (Brighton and Brentford) with the correct score. Your run would have been longer had you not over-reached on the optimism by predicting a win against Newcastle.

Mateta may well be a poor man's Benteke, although it has cost an excruciatingly large amount of money - well beyond penury - to borrow, sign and employ him!

 


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