Apologies, not a chant and I have posted this before.

I was sitting in the Arthur for a game in the 70s (when the Arthur was seating at the back and terrace down the front). A bloke came down from the back to return to his seat, presumably after having had a piss or something. He lost his footing, fell, then bounced and rolled down the remaining steps and into the barrier at the bottom (ie beyond which was the drop to the terrace).

As the stunned fella staggered to his feet, a Selhurst wag shouted out, "Oi! Take more water with it, mate!!". Horrible, I know, but this then teenager pissed himself laughing for the rest of the game, the day and the weekend. And I still chuckle now at the memory of it. That's schadenfreude for you!

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

That was the semi final at Brighton

Remember a couple of rounds of 'you're not singing anymore' also to an empty ground.

Did we come the Steve Gerrard song and demba ba song? I'm sure I heard it in that 3-3 game after the slip against Chelsea? I could be wrong?

After we beat Chelsea at Selhurst 1-0 in March 2014, the chant rang out: John Terry, John Terry, John Terry, John Terry...Scoring goals for Palace, John Terry....

Chelsea fans were singing 'we are staying up' at Bournemouth recently, which pleasantly surprised me. Back in 76 we drew 0-0 at home to bogey team Chesterfield which effectively ruled out promotion, and the song from the Holmesdale was 'que sera sera, whatever will be will be, we're staying in Division Three, que sera sera'.