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AlfNoakes has changed his favourite player to Tyrick Mitchell 2.35pm |
| November 30 2011 | |
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AlfNoakes Chaps, Alf is back. The Mighty Eagles, the NHS Resuscitation machine. I don't think he'll last the night nurse but we have one last chance. Man U 1 Eagles2.He lives. It's a miracle. s " 11.29pm |
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AlfNoakes Chaps, Alf is back. The Might Eagles, the NHS Resuscitation machine. I don't think he'll last the night nurse but we have one last chance. Man U 1 Eagles2.He lives. It's a miracle. s " 11.28pm |
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AlfNoakes Chaps Alf is back in circulation. Eagles, the NHS Resuscitation machine. I don't think he@ll last the night nurse but we have one last chance. Man U 1 Eagles2.He lives. It's a miracle. s " 11.25pm |
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AlfNoakes Chaps Alf is back in circulation. Eagles, the NHS Resuscitation machine. I don't think he@ll last the night nurse but we have one last chance. Man U 1 Eagles2.He lives. It's a miracle. s " 11.25pm |
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AlfNoakes Chaps, Alf is back in circulation. Eagles, the NHS Resuscitation machine. I don't think he@ll last the night nurse but we have one last chance. Man U 1 Eagles2.He lives. It's a miracle. s " 11.25pm |
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AlfNoakes has updated his occupation 11.03pm |
| January 03 2011 | |
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AlfNoakes Nerve racking last 15 mins, Calvin Andrew must have a PR machine. There are comments that he played well.He was better than Preston but that's all. 9.37pm |
| December 12 2010 | |
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AlfNoakes says thank you DRT for the phone call last night. Completely out of the Red and Blue and the most lovely surprise. Shall now name the angel on the Christmas tree DRT. 11.49am |
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AlfNoakes says thank upi DRT for the phone call last night. Completely out of the Red and Blue and the most lovely surprise. Shall now name the angel on the Christmas tree DRT. 11.48am |
| June 17 2010 | |
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AlfNoakes says not like you DRT. 5.30pm |
| June 03 2010 | |
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AlfNoakes says Hello Chaps, back from the brink a bit like our beloved club. Boy am I going to be at the Chelsea match. DRT? I love you. 1.15am |
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AlfNoakes Hello Chaps, back from the brink a bit like our beloved club. Boy am i going to be at the Chelsea match. DRT? I love you. 1.14am |
| May 02 2010 | |
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AlfNoakes recalled that when Dougie scored against Stockport he was weeding, so at 1-1 today ditto. Came back and it was 2-1. The rest is history. 9.11pm |
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AlfNoakes When Dougie scored agai 9.08pm |
| April 28 2010 | |
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AlfNoakes asks of DRT, What happened to the left one? 7.12pm |
| April 23 2010 | |
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AlfNoakes says he is off to Munich for 3 days. Look after the Palace/Eagles/Glaziers for him. 8.35am |
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AlfNoakes says he is off to Munich for 3 days. Look after the Palace/Easgles/Glaziers for him. 8.34am |
| April 18 2010 | |
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AlfNoakes says Dear Chaps, so begins the next phase of our lives. Of lesser things, thank goodness for Stern John. 7.00pm |
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AlfNoakes says Dear Chaps, so begins th ephase of our lives. 6.59pm |
| April 13 2010 | |
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AlfNoakes says dear chaps our Palace will over come. Kate's Funeral is on Friday at 10:30.Have alook at Chichester University and Observer websites to learn more about my amazing wife 1.21am |
| April 05 2010 | |
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AlfNoakes says, thank you chaps and thank you our wonderful committed team that is Crystal Palace. 7.00pm |
| April 04 2010 | |
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AlfNoakes says, Chaps, I have not been about. My beautiful wife Kate died on Friday morning in St. Richard's ITU. She fought and we got her for one day longer. She's not coming home again.Her spirit fills our home. Thank you DRT and EIC. 1.59am |
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AlfNoakes says, Chaps, I have not been about. My beautiful wife Kate died on Friday morning in St. Richard's ITU. She fought and we got her for one day longer. She's not coming home again.Her spirit fills our home. Thank you DRT and EIC. 1.58am |
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AlfNoakes says, Chaps, I have not been about. My beautiful wife Kate died on Friday morning in St. Richard's ITU. She fought and we got her for one day longer. She's not coming home again.Her spirit fills our home. Thank you DRT and EIC. 1.52am |
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AlfNoakes says, Chaps, I have not been about. My beautiful wife Kate died on Friday morning in St. Richard's ITU. She fought and we got her for one day longer. She's not coming home again.Her spirit fills our home. Thank you DRT and EIC. 1.52am |
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AlfNoakes says, Chaps, I have not been about. My beautiful wife Kate died this morning in St. Richard's ITU. She fought and we got her for one day longer. She's not coming home again.Her spirit fills our home. Thank you DRT and EIC. 1.51am |
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AlfNoakes says, Chaps, I have not been about. My beautiful wife Kate died this morning in St. Richard's ITU. She fought and we got her for one day longer. She's not coming home again.Her spirit fills our home. Thank you DRT and EIC. 1.51am |
| April 03 2010 | |
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AlfNoakes says, Chaps, I have not been about. My beautiful wife Kate died this morning in St. Richard's ITU. She fought and we got her for one day longer. She's not coming home again. 12.22am |
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AlfNoakes says, Chaps, I have not been about. My beautiful wife Kate died this morning in St. Richard's ITU. She fought and we got her for one day longer. She's not coming home again. 12.22am |
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AlfNoakes Chaps, I hav enot been about. My beautiful wife Kate died this morning in St. Richard's ITU. She fought and we got her for one day longer. She's not coming home again. 12.21am |
| March 08 2010 | |
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AlfNoakes is proud to be Palace 10.36pm |
| February 12 2010 | |
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AlfNoakes to DRT, don't spill your seeds on the ground unless you have dug in lots of compost. 6.18pm |
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AlfNoakes to DRT, don't spill your seeds on the ground unless you have dug in lots of compost. 6.17pm |
| February 06 2010 | |
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AlfNoakes wonders what chance the play offs now? 5.23pm |
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AlfNoakes What chance the play offs now? 5.23pm |
| February 02 2010 | |
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AlfNoakes says DRT, that's a first for both of us! 10.56pm |
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AlfNoakes says DRT, that's a first for both of us! 10.56pm |
| January 30 2010 | |
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AlfNoakes says P_d, shouldn't that be John Terry tart bawd? 12.30am |
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AlfNoakes says P_d shouldn't that be John Terry tart bawd? 12.30am |
| January 26 2010 | |
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AlfNoakes Bring on the siege mentality. Let's show the someone with money we are worth saving. This is our club, let's prove it. 11.05pm |
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AlfNoakes Bring on the siege mentality. Let's show the someone with money we are worth saving 11.04pm |
| January 24 2010 | |
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AlfNoakes says to DRT,he's got an i phone on his list of retirement gifts, but reckons he will get the garden shredder. 11.30pm |
| January 18 2010 | |
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AlfNoakes says he wouldn't mind looking like the"before" on the muscle building Charles Atlas [if you remember him I'm with you] advert below. 11.14pm |
| January 16 2010 | |
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AlfNoakes 0-1. You beauties. 5.15pm |
| December 31 2009 | |
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AlfNoakes went to Pompey v Arsenal last night. Well free ticket not to sniffed at. A ground even more homely than ours, a club in some similar trouble,BUT WITHOUT THE PLAYERS WE HAVE THAT PLAY FOR THEIR CLUB.Happy New Year All. 11.39pm |
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AlfNoakes went to Pompey v Arsenal last night. Well free ticket not to sniffed at. A ground even more homely than ours, a club in some similar trouble,BUT WITHOUT THE PLAYERS WE HAVE THAT PLAY FOR THEIR CLUB. Practice game for the Gunners with goals and points that 11.38pm |
| December 28 2009 | |
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AlfNoakes has just assembled his new Salextric Mercedes Maclaren set up. Kate beat him over 25 laps so will swap for Hornby Train Set. Scalextric not Kate that is. 11.16pm |
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AlfNoakes has updated a prediction to Palace 2 - 1 Bristol City (1 - 1 H/T) in the Prediction League 12.14pm |
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AlfNoakes has predicted Newcastle United 3 - 1 (2 - 0 H/T) Palace in the Prediction League 12.12pm |
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AlfNoakes has predicted Plymouth Argyle 0 - 3 (0 - 1 H/T) Palace in the Prediction League 12.12pm |
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AlfNoakes has predicted Palace 2 - 1 Bristol City (1 - 1 H/T) in the Prediction League 12.11pm |
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AlfNoakes has predicted Sheffield Wednesday 0 - 1 (0 - 0 H/T) Palace in the Prediction League 12.11pm |
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AlfNoakes has predicted Swansea City 2 - 1 (1 - 0 H/T) Palace in the Prediction League 12.11pm |
| December 08 2009 | |
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AlfNoakes has got the lights up in the tree out front AND THEY ALL WORK. 12.02am |
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AlfNoakes has got the lights up in the tree out front AND THEY ALL WORK. 12.01am |
| November 29 2009 | |
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AlfNoakes reminds DRT that the dream wasn't necessarily the third round. More than likely the Semi Final. 7.24pm |
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AlfNoakes reminds DRT that the dream wasn't necessarily the third round. More than likely the Semi Final. 7.24pm |
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AlfNoakes reminds DRT that the dream wasn't necessarily the third round. More than likely the the Semi Final. 7.23pm |
| November 28 2009 | |
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AlfNoakes is so pleased to see DRT has surfaced and is in line for President of the Ironic Remarks About Warnock Club. 5.37pm |
| November 27 2009 | |
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AlfNoakes wonders where Don Rogers Tache has got to. Also, can you imagine what it is like working with Pompey, Wolves and Man Ure fans. Well let me illuminate, bloody boring. 11.25pm |
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AlfNoakes wonders where Don Rogers Tache has got to. Also, can you imagine what it is like working with Pompey, Wolves and Man Ure fans. Well let me ellucidate, bloody boring. 6.19pm |
| November 26 2009 | |
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AlfNoakes spent the day at Worthing working on Decontamination and Infection Control, beats Brain Surgery. 11.09pm |
| November 21 2009 | |
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AlfNoakes says he thought he had swine flu but now reckons it was some dodgy sweet and sour pork. 5.03pm |
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AlfNoakes sya he thought he had swine flu but now reckons it was some dodgy sweet and sour pork. 5.02pm |
| November 20 2009 | |
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AlfNoakes says keep of the demon drink DRT, you know it makes sense. 11.23pm |
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AlfNoakes says keep of the demon drink DRT, you know it makes sense. 11.23pm |
| November 19 2009 | |
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AlfNoakes has predicted Sheffield United 1 - 1 (1 - 0 H/T) Palace in the Prediction League 10.42pm |
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AlfNoakes has predicted Reading 2 - 0 (1 - 0 H/T) Palace in the Prediction League 10.42pm |
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AlfNoakes has predicted Palace 1 - 0 Doncaster Rovers (0 - 0 H/T) in the Prediction League 10.42pm |
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AlfNoakes has predicted Palace 3 - 2 Watford (1 - 0 H/T) in the Prediction League 10.41pm |
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AlfNoakes has predicted Coventry City 1 - 2 (0 - 0 H/T) Palace in the Prediction League 10.41pm |
| November 16 2009 | |
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AlfNoakes just can't imagine the despair if Mr Gold buys the 'Ammers. I really am sympathetic with SJ. When you consider the stay aways while he subs the club. 11.12pm |
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AlfNoakes just can't imagine the despair if Mr Gold buys the 'Ammers. I really am sympathetic with SJ. When you consider the stay aways while he subs the club. 11.12pm |
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AlfNoakes just can't imagine the disappointment down if Mr Gold 11.10pm |
| November 14 2009 | |
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AlfNoakes is missing the buzz of When Saturday Comes. He also thinks DRT is amazing!He has also out farted P_D by traumatising a church full as a choir boyin All Saints church, SE19. 12.21pm |
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AlfNoakes is missing the buzz of When Saturday Comes. He also thinks DRT is amazing!He has also out farted P_D by traumatising a church full as a choir boyin All Saints church, SE19. 12.21pm |
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AlfNoakes is missing the buzz of When Saturday Comes. He also thinks DRT is amazing!He has also out farted P_D by traumatising a church full as a choir boyin All Saints church 12.21pm |
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AlfNoakes is missing the buzz of When Saturday Comes. He also thinks DRT is amazing! 12.13pm |
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AlfNoakes wishes he had seen the fireworks at Selhurst Park. Oh you beautiful red and blue sparklers. 12.11pm |
| November 07 2009 | |
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AlfNoakes wishes he had seen the fireworks at Selhurst Park. Oh you beautiful red and blue sparklers. 11.51pm |
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AlfNoakes wishes he had seen the fireworks at Selhurst Park. Oh you beautiful red and blue sparklers. 11.50pm |
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AlfNoakes wishes he had seen the fireworks at Selhurst Park. Oh you beautiful red and blure sparklers. 11.50pm |
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AlfNoakes wishes he had seen the fireworks at Selhurst Park. Oh you beautiful red and blure sparklers. 11.50pm |
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AlfNoakes says he's had just a little too much red with friends down in Itchenor. He wants to say he loves you all. NB: in vino veritas. 12.25am |
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AlfNoakes says he's had just a little too much red with friends down in Itchenor, He wants to say he loves you all. NB: in vino veritas. 12.24am |
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AlfNoakes says he's had just a liitle too much red with friends down in Itchenor, He wants to say he loves you all. NB: in vino veritas. 12.24am |
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AlfNoakes says he's had just a liitle too much red with friends down in Itchenor, He wants to say h 12.23am |
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AlfNoakes says he's had justa littl 12.21am |
| November 03 2009 | |
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AlfNoakes says what ever happens The Eagles are the only the team for him. 8.56pm |
| October 30 2009 | |
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AlfNoakes says Hooray it's Friday. Which means tomorrow's Saturday. Simples. 10.49pm |
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AlfNoakes Hooray it's Friday. Which means tomorrow's Saturday. Simples. 10.49pm |
| October 28 2009 | |
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AlfNoakes says where have all the flowers gone?Long time passing. He's on a bit of a downer here.But very pleased EinC's daughter 's on the mend. 8.46pm |
| October 24 2009 | |
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AlfNoakes says that life has caught up with him this week and his pilgrimage to SE 25 is put on hold. He is sure DRT will be distraught. Quite right too. 12.03am |
| October 20 2009 | |
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AlfNoakes say, DRT, choose The Emirates next time. Arsene and 50,000 will all miss it. 11.08pm |
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AlfNoakes say, DRT choose The Emirates next time. Arsene and 50,000 will all miss it. 11.08pm |
| October 19 2009 | |
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AlfNoakes agrees with EinC. He just felt that Arthur Rowe, although not a player for Palace really merits the Statue status. My opinion of the great JB is that he really is our greatest footballer of all time. 11.17pm |
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AlfNoakes agrees with EinC. He just felt that Arthur Rowe, although not a player for Palacereally merits the Statue status. My opinion of the great JB is that he really was our greatest footballer up to now. 11.16pm |
| October 18 2009 | |
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AlfNoakes says his scarf and shirt are ready for Nottingham Forest. Can someone tell Neil please. He is delighted he is up to 331 in the Prediction League having had an appalling start. 10.21am |
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AlfNoakes says his scarf and shirt are ready for Nottingham Forest. Can someone tell Neil please. He is delighted he is up to 331 in the Prediction League having had a disastrous stsrt 10.20am |
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