September 13 2017 | |
skatman has updated his season ticket 6.31pm | |
December 29 2014 | |
skatman has changed his country to England 2.04pm | |
May 23 2014 | |
skatman has changed his country to Cameroon 1.52pm | |
December 12 2013 | |
skatman has predicted Palace 3 - 1 Norwich City (2 - 0 H/T) in the Prediction League 3.25pm | |
skatman has predicted Manchester City 6 - 0 (4 - 0 H/T) Palace in the Prediction League 3.25pm | |
skatman has predicted Aston Villa 0 - 1 (0 - 0 H/T) Palace in the Prediction League 3.25pm | |
skatman has predicted Palace 2 - 0 Newcastle United (1 - 0 H/T) in the Prediction League 3.24pm | |
skatman has updated a prediction to Chelsea 4 - 2 Palace (2 - 0 H/T) in the Prediction League 3.24pm | |
November 14 2013 | |
skatman has predicted Chelsea 4 - 0 (2 - 0 H/T) Palace in the Prediction League 8.32am | |
skatman has updated a prediction to Hull City 1 - 1 Palace (1 - 1 H/T) in the Prediction League 8.31am | |
skatman has predicted Palace 3 - 1 Cardiff City (1 - 0 H/T) in the Prediction League 8.31am | |
skatman has predicted Palace 0 - 0 West Ham United (0 - 0 H/T) in the Prediction League 8.30am | |
skatman has predicted Norwich City 2 - 1 (0 - 1 H/T) Palace in the Prediction League 8.30am | |
October 06 2013 | |
skatman has predicted Hull City 0 - 4 (0 - 2 H/T) Palace in the Prediction League 8.21pm | |
skatman has predicted Palace 0 - 0 Everton (0 - 0 H/T) in the Prediction League 8.20pm | |
skatman has predicted West Bromwich Albion 3 - 0 (2 - 0 H/T) Palace in the Prediction League 8.20pm | |
skatman has predicted Palace 1 - 3 Arsenal (1 - 1 H/T) in the Prediction League 8.20pm | |
skatman has predicted Palace 1 - 0 Fulham (0 - 0 H/T) in the Prediction League 8.19pm | |
August 29 2013 | |
skatman has updated a prediction to Southampton 1 - 2 Palace (0 - 1 H/T) in the Prediction League 9.18pm | |
skatman has predicted Liverpool 2 - 0 (0 - 0 H/T) Palace in the Prediction League 9.18pm | |
skatman has predicted Southampton 2 - 2 (0 - 1 H/T) Palace in the Prediction League 9.18pm | |
August 05 2013 | |
skatman has predicted Palace 1 - 1 Swansea City (0 - 0 H/T) in the Prediction League 3.50pm | |
skatman has predicted Manchester United 2 - 0 (0 - 0 H/T) Palace in the Prediction League 3.50pm | |
skatman has predicted Palace 3 - 0 Sunderland (2 - 0 H/T) in the Prediction League 3.50pm | |
skatman has predicted Stoke City 1 - 3 (1 - 0 H/T) Palace in the Prediction League 3.49pm | |
skatman has predicted Palace 1 - 2 Tottenham Hotspur (0 - 1 H/T) in the Prediction League 3.48pm | |
March 01 2013 | |
skatman is now Engaged 9.23pm | |
June 14 2012 | |
skatman has updated his location to Fareham 8.54am | |
August 20 2011 | |
skatman Became a daddy for the first time yesterday! Proudest man on the planet. 10.29am | |
August 19 2011 | |
skatman At the hospital with the missus in labour! Palace's newest fan only a couple of hours away! 1.45am | |
August 16 2011 | |
skatman No baby born yesterday. What's the betting she waits until 8:05pm tonight just as I settle in to the Palace game?! 9.18am | |
August 15 2011 | |
skatman Today is my babies due date and still no sign of her coming! 10.32am | |
March 12 2011 | |
skatman C'mon Palace!! 3.45pm | |
February 22 2011 | |
skatman thinks my missus is bang out of order not letting me name our baby Dougie if it's a boy. 8.29pm | |
skatman thinks a easy 3 points tonight 7.55pm | |
skatman is going to be a daddy! 7.50pm | |
February 12 2011 | |
skatman here there and everywhere. Other than here. Still been reading the boards, just not posting. Hope your well staffman! 3.06pm | |
skatman howdy ho HOL! 3.01pm | |
August 21 2010 | |
skatman Happy birthday to me! Breakfast, shower, jump on train, meet up with HOLers for beer, watch Palace thump Ippo, train home, get smashed, pass out. Done. 9.04am | |
August 16 2010 | |
skatman Just saw a advert for mens hair gel by loreal where it says it will give your hair 'bouncebackability' ahhhh I love that word! 9.05pm | |
August 10 2010 | |
skatman another good result for us, and to think we were worried about this season! Choo choo chaa chaa, ohh ohh ahh ahh! 11.08pm | |
August 05 2010 | |
skatman is gonna start posting on here again soon, i'm getting major withdrawel symptoms! What have i missed? 10.41pm | |
July 07 2010 | |
skatman is finally back online, and will be resuming normal service as the local HOL asbo from now on! What have I missed? 5.27pm | |
skatman is finally back online, and will be resuming normal service as the local HOL asbo from now on! What have 5.27pm | |
June 03 2010 | |
skatman Would just like to let everyone know that I'm not dead. I know you must all be missing me! I've been a happy little eagle with no Internet. Be back fulltime again soon. Love you all. Especially you DRT. Mwah x 12.02am | |
May 04 2010 | |
skatman Just leaving for Selhurst, 5:30 kick off, lets have as many HOLers there for the game, plus you'll get to see me score again! You coming Kells? 10.00am | |
skatman Just about to set off for Selhurst, 9.59am | |
May 03 2010 | |
skatman Has the hangover from hell! Celebrated a little too hard I think, getting in at 5am after drinking all day was nice! 9.41am | |
April 21 2010 | |
skatman just watched in amusement as some spotty stoodent got arrested for stealing a sandwich from Boots. He tried to put a fight bless him. 11.42am | |
April 20 2010 | |
skatman is a QPR fan this evening. 5.40pm | |
April 19 2010 | |
skatman New from Dulux - Nail paint for men! Style your nails like your favorite glamorous celebs, while still fitting in with the gorilla's on building sites. Nice one DRT! 2.17pm | |
April 16 2010 | |
skatman has updated his profile photo 3.37pm | |
skatman No, no, no Lunty, you got me all wrong! haha, I didn't want a chihuahua, I wanted a staffie or rotty, but the missus insisted on the smaller option. (if only all women did) so thats why we got him. I'm just saying he's fun fun fun. I know how it looks tho 1.37pm | |
skatman staffie, the breeder i got my chihuahua from has another litter that will be ready for homing in 2-3 weeks. My little guy is amazing, such a fun little dog. I still can't believe that me of all people love a little chihuahua! 1.07pm | |
April 15 2010 | |
skatman is back in the boxing gym tonight, and i have the worst hangover known to man today, so i'm not looking forward to it one bit! 6.21pm | |
April 12 2010 | |
skatman jeeeezy creeeezy, what a boring day on the HOL! 3.44pm | |
skatman jeeeezy creeeezy, h 3.44pm | |
April 07 2010 | |
skatman kellsbells - the blonder the better. That's my golden rule with women! 3.23pm | |
skatman SE look at my profile pic and then tell me my dog is gay! He's a manly dog isn't he?! 11.55am | |
skatman has updated his profile photo 11.54am | |
skatman hope's staffie is OK. A pooch is a man's best friend. I didn't realise that untill I got a dog, even though I have a silly little chihuahua, he's amazing! All the best staffmiester. 11.06am | |
March 25 2010 | |
skatman haha, me and her split up a couple of months ago! You shoulda told me about sun cream before i went on my holiday last week, as i'm now sun burnt to a crisp! So i most definitely will be stocking up on sun cream! (and the syphilus medication!) 4.08pm | |
skatman has just had confirmation of a job interview on Saturday for a holiday rep job this summer! I knew i'd be getting away and soaking up the sun! Wish me luck peeps! 3.50pm | |
skatman is now Single 1.12pm | |
March 24 2010 | |
skatman is back in the country but needs to leave again! I hate it here! 12.59pm | |
March 10 2010 | |
skatman . 3.05pm | |
skatman if one more f***ing person tells me to cheer up, i swear i'll knock them out!!! 3.04pm | |
March 08 2010 | |
skatman has a meeting of greviance on Thursday morning when i find out when i get my £32,000 owed to me. Sweet!! 2.24pm | |
March 06 2010 | |
skatman off to Gran Canaria for a week next sunday, can't wait for a lil bit of sun and no work. Gonna come back a chilled man. 4.03pm | |
February 26 2010 | |
skatman pay day today, and I been paid doube than what i was expecting! Skatty's getting druuuuuunk tonight. (and tomorrow) 10.05am | |
February 19 2010 | |
skatman i know what you mean kells, i'm in the exact same boat right now. I'm trying to have a dabble in the recruitment game. 1.02pm | |
February 16 2010 | |
skatman has a job interview for Thursday morning. Hope i get it, ihate working for Sky now! 12.34pm | |
February 12 2010 | |
skatman has just had confirmation that my visa application to New Zealand has been succesfull, so at the end of March, i am outa here! Just need to find a job over there first. 12.23pm | |
February 09 2010 | |
skatman wants to move and work abroad. Any of you lovelly peeps got any advice or able to point me in a certain direction? Merci! 9.32am | |
February 05 2010 | |
skatman apparently Bridge has pulled out the World Cup because of Terry. Let's hope he slams Heskeys wife next! 4.30pm | |
February 01 2010 | |
skatman wants to break something or someone. 10.11pm | |
skatman is pleased to hear that Nathaniel Clyne told Wolves where to stick their offer! Good lad! 12.52pm | |
January 30 2010 | |
skatman can't describe how proud he is of Warnock, the players and the fans after the game today. Gutted i couldn't make it,but it's days like this that make being a Palace fan all worth while. 5.05pm | |
January 27 2010 | |
skatman is getting pissed off with everything. Working for a bunch of c***s, not being paid by a bunch of c***s, everything going on at Palace, etc... So i booked 2 hours at the tattoo mans tomorrow, that'll chill me out. 5.09pm | |
skatman is ha 5.07pm | |
skatman is pissed of with muppets posting duplicate threads 3.58pm | |
skatman is struggling to see a light at the end of this Palace tunnel. It's always been a rollercoster i know,but it never gets easier! Cheers for everything VicMo, all the best! 3.26pm | |
January 24 2010 | |
skatman We won 9-2! Second in league and almost top now. I had about 20 shots, including a penalty, and scored 1,2,3,4....... None! The crappy keeper saved everything that came from my boot the Knut! Still, a wins a win. 3.27pm | |
skatman just had a text to say my game today is definitely ON! First time since november! Can't wait now! 9.39am | |
January 22 2010 | |
skatman is having a real bad week at work. Looking forward to sparring tonight as i really wanna punch someone! 2.53pm | |
January 16 2010 | |
skatman your on Denizen. Your getting the first round in though! No punching in the face though, this things too pretty! 11.02am | |
January 15 2010 | |
skatman has a very busy boxing schedule coming up over the next few months. 5 fights between feb and april. Time to train like a mofo! 11.27pm | |
skatman just got in trouble for ambushing a work conference call with sound clips from Madagascar. But how did they know it was me?! 1.17pm | |
skatman 's hands hurt like hell after returning to boxing training last night. Red raw knuckles aren't good. 9.39am | |
January 14 2010 | |
skatman too true SE! I'll reply to your message later, once i know i have the 30th off work. At what time does the drinking officially begin? 11.44am | |
January 13 2010 | |
skatman Your a sick, sick man DRT. And i love it! 4.10pm | |
January 11 2010 | |
skatman isn't going to make my 3000th post until all this mess at Palace is sorted out. That way i can start my milestone on a happy one. ............................................... I hope! 4.39pm | |
skatman No DRT, thats not very original is it? i want it to be humerous, original and have a impact. I also really want to say something to Luntys status, along the lines of giving my head a few tugs. But that would just be crude so i wont. 2.42pm | |
skatman my next post is my 3000th. What should i do with it? I want it to be special and not waste it like i do with all my others. Suggestions? 2.07pm | |
January 05 2010 | |
skatman cocking hates snow! 5.29pm | |
skatman not funny DRT, i had to walk my missus' chihuahua puppy to the vets last night, every tom, dick and harry laughed at me. Felt like such a woofter! Right after being a man and having 3 hrs tattoo's done too! 12.25pm | |
skatman couldn't hang anything on mine! 9.16am | |
January 02 2010 | |
skatman needs Brightscum to win for a big accumulator win! 4.55pm | |
January 01 2010 | |
skatman can we place bets on how long morg can go without pooing or weeing? I'll place a tenner on him collapsing his bowels on the 4th. 7.16pm | |
December 28 2009 | |
skatman do it DRT, whilst your there, grab one yourself! I'm getting inked again tomorrow. 1.41pm |
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