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 kav  The Helicopter View 17 Jan 05 3.21pm |
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What do I do lads?!? There`s a new Slovakian bird that`s moved into my gaff and basically I wanna shag her.I`ve reached 2nd base as it were and had a pretty nice time of it. The thing is though she`s beginning to completely do my f*cking head in and it`s starting to affect me.She`s blowing hot `n` cold,the teasing game. Should I tell her to get on her bike and cut my losses or maybe there`w a way around this?I`m playing it cool at the mo but she`s started bickering(bunny boiler mode)and all I want is to get my end away. Suggestions please. Troubled Kav.
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| Smokey Hiding under Syd Little's floorboa... 17 Jan 05 3.35pm |
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She'a acting the bunny boiler BEFORE you've slipped her a length? Are you mental? ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! She'll probably demand you marry her and let her 97 "brothers and sisters" from the homeland come over and move in with you, where they then use your home as a base to run some sort of Eastern European crime syndicate. It's a slippery slope my lad and a life of misery for one shag. Is it worth it?
"Technically, I've been bummed". - Matt_Himself , Barcelona, Jan 2005 |
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| yellabubs Sheffield 17 Jan 05 3.44pm |
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Do you think all the Jackie Stallone pictures and crusty tissues might be putting her off?
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| Lucy South East London 17 Jan 05 3.49pm |
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You sound lucky mate, if I was her you wouldn't have anything left to use, if I thought you just wanted one thing!
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| Hayes Eagle Bromley 17 Jan 05 3.53pm |
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whack her in the eye!
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| bruceisjudas 17 Jan 05 3.57pm |
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Back of the hand mate, its the only way they'll learn.
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| kav The Helicopter View 17 Jan 05 4.01pm |
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I`m thinking along Smokey`s lines but I don`t wanna feel that I`ve just missed out on a decent shag which I`ve been missing since I split up with my ex in August. I`m a whisker away but she`s doing my bloody nut in. I`m starting to think with my dick and not my brain and that`s not like me.
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pefwin  Where you have to have an English ... 17 Jan 05 4.06pm |
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Don't mean to come across all empathatic but..Is possible to ask if there is / she has a problem? Has she a boyfriend in the old country etc??? She may just need the extra bit of 'touchy feely'
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| yellabubs Sheffield 17 Jan 05 4.13pm |
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Quote kav at 17 Jan 2005 4:01pm
I`m thinking along Smokey`s lines but I don`t wanna feel that I`ve just missed out on a decent shag which I`ve been missing since I split up with my ex in August. I`m a whisker away but she`s doing my bloody nut in. I`m starting to think with my dick and not my brain and that`s not like me.
Play hard to get, it always works.
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| Pikester Worthing 17 Jan 05 4.16pm |
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Quote yellabubs at 17 Jan 2005 3:44pm
Do you think all the Jackie Stallone pictures and crusty tissues might be putting her off?
Smokey's not usually wrong when it comes to women - follow his advice. Although I quite like the cut of BruceisJudas' gib.
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| kav The Helicopter View 17 Jan 05 4.23pm |
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Yeah,I`ve been playing it cool and disinterested and it worked for a time but man I`m begginning to think that all women have a screw loose(sorry to the decent mentally stable few of you out there). She ain`t got a boyfriend back home but she has intimated that something happened to upset her life back home at some point but I thought it was best to leave it there for the moment. I`ve gotta say though she`s admitted to my face that she can be a tease.I just wanna shag her.She`s not shy about coming forward but it`s the mind games syndrome. Been there etc.Life`s too short.I need to take a different path maybe?
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jcreedy  17 Jan 05 4.24pm |
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I can't stand a tease. Girls think we love it but I'm sure most of us don't.
It was my dream to play for Palace and to make my debut. I've always played for the club so if I'm playing here, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. - John Bostock (Nov 2007) |
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