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HeathMan Purley 07 May 17 10.47pm | |
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Someone lower the standards quickly and make me laugh x As requested:- Start point - You have mentioned suction Topic - The suction toilets found on public transport A lady decides to operate the flush before getting up, and finds that she is sealed to the bowl. A plumber is called - and her partner supports her by using his cap to give her some modesty. The plumber arrives, takes a look and says "Yes Madam, I can help you, but the gentleman is too far gone"
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Part Time James 08 May 17 9.43am | |
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Makes it sound like I am a one-dimensional knob gag man. I'd have three brains. The two I have at the moment are in constant conflict and I need a mediator.
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Michaelawt85 Bexley 08 May 17 10.30am | |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
knob gag man.. Try not to take as much of the shaft at once
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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Part Time James 08 May 17 11.02am | |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Try not to take as much of the shaft at once Last time I proclaimed you as the HOL's fellatio expert you got cross with me because your inbox got filled (so to speak).
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Michaelawt85 Bexley 08 May 17 12.48pm | |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Last time I proclaimed you as the HOL's fellatio expert you got cross with me because your inbox got filled (so to speak). I keep telling you it was one person asking about hand shandys
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Part Time James 08 May 17 1.39pm | |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
I keep telling you it was one person asking about hand shandys That's somewhat disappointing isn't it?
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HeathMan Purley 08 May 17 3.25pm | |
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Makes it sound like I am a one-dimensional knob gag man. I'd have three brains. The two I have at the moment are in constant conflict and I need a mediator. Brains need to be inside a head - my thoughts are turning to Wurzel Gummage. There are possibly others who may have three heads - happy, accepting, and entirely terrified about Palace results. three heads would give you three faces - allowing you to say "not me, Guv" as needed.
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Michaelawt85 Bexley 08 May 17 3.34pm | |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
That's somewhat disappointing isn't it? Very poor show
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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Part Time James 08 May 17 3.40pm | |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Very poor show I know, I turned over to BBC2.
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Part Time James 08 May 17 3.41pm | |
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Originally posted by HeathMan
Makes it sound like I am a one-dimensional knob gag man. I'd have three brains. The two I have at the moment are in constant conflict and I need a mediator. Brains need to be inside a head - my thoughts are turning to Wurzel Gummage. There are possibly others who may have three heads - happy, accepting, and entirely terrified about Palace results. three heads would give you three faces - allowing you to say "not me, Guv" as needed. Given its size, I'm surprised at how often the brain in my p**** manages to override the one in my head. That makes it sound like I have been up to mischief actually....which isn't the case.
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jamiemartin721 Reading 09 May 17 4.39pm | |
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I'd have a third chin... no wait... fourth chin.
"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" |
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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 09 May 17 6.54pm | |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Waiting for someone to say three p****'. One for each hole.. Would two be for each nostril, and the third for the mouth ? Edited by Forest Hillbilly (09 May 2017 6.55pm)
"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak |
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