Firstly if your not familiar with War of the worlds then listen to this

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Even if you are familiar with it have another listen, its always good, Listen to it all the way through so you get it, also maybe a idea to let the song play in the background whilst reading the new lyrics.

Hope you like it.

Anyway the 'New Lyrics'

(Intro)

No one would have believed in the last few years under CPFC2010 that palace affairs were being watched from the online world of Holmesdale online.
No one could have dreamed we were playing in the premiership with players agents that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.
Few men even considered the possibility of Marquee signings in January, and yet across the footballing world minds immeasurably inferior to ours regard our fans with envious eyes.
And slowly and surely Moody drew his plans to save us.

(music starts)

Chorus

'The chances of anyone signing for us was a million to one they said, The chances of anyone signing for us is a million to one ,,,, but will they come ???'

(Verse 2)

At midnight on the 31st of January a huge mass of methane gas erupted from the arses of 30.000 Palace fans as they realised they were facing doom, across all media outlets the last of the rumours eroded that meant certain calamity at selhurst.

(repeat chorus)

(Verse 3)

And thats how it was for those last few nights a 'mare' being spurted out from the supporters in the bars, bright red and blue hearts feeling miffed about it then we saw the ultras a beautiful but somewhat disturbing site.

Parish the saviour assured me we were in no danger he was convinced there could be no living thing to promote a forbidding wage structure.

(repeat chorus)