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View Stuk's Profile Stuk Flag Top half 12 Mar 15 3.27pm Send a Private Message to Stuk Add Stuk as a friend

Dead.

 


Optimistic as ever

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View Moose's Profile Moose Flag In the sewer pipe... 12 Mar 15 3.47pm Send a Private Message to Moose Add Moose as a friend

Disc-onsolate. RIP Terry.

 


Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.

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View johnno42000's Profile johnno42000 Flag 12 Mar 15 3.49pm Send a Private Message to johnno42000 Add johnno42000 as a friend

RIP. He was one of my favourite authors.

 


'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more'

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 12 Mar 15 3.56pm

Not to speak ill of the dead, but he was a c**t. Great with the customers, but an arrogant sh*t to deal with in person. He'd regularly do signings at a place I worked, and we tolerated it, because we'd sell a s**t ton of his books, but the bloke was a total asshole to the staff who he regarded as his servants.

Almost came to blows once after he reduced a 18 year old girl to tears for not cutting the crust of his sandwiches.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 12 Mar 15 3.57pm

Ok, spoken ill of the dead.

Although in fairness, his last words (online) were kind of funny.

 


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View Southampton_Eagle's Profile Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 12 Mar 15 3.59pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Quote jamiemartin721 at 12 Mar 2015 3.56pm

Not to speak ill of the dead, but he was a c**t. Great with the customers, but an arrogant sh*t to deal with in person. He'd regularly do signings at a place I worked, and we tolerated it, because we'd sell a s**t ton of his books, but the bloke was a total asshole to the staff who he regarded as his servants.

Almost came to blows once after he reduced a 18 year old girl to tears for not cutting the crust of his sandwiches.


Well if she'd done her job properly this situation would never have happened.

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 12 Mar 15 4.10pm

Quote Southampton_Eagle at 12 Mar 2015 3.59pm

Quote jamiemartin721 at 12 Mar 2015 3.56pm

Not to speak ill of the dead, but he was a c**t. Great with the customers, but an arrogant sh*t to deal with in person. He'd regularly do signings at a place I worked, and we tolerated it, because we'd sell a s**t ton of his books, but the bloke was a total asshole to the staff who he regarded as his servants.

Almost came to blows once after he reduced a 18 year old girl to tears for not cutting the crust of his sandwiches.


Well if she'd done her job properly this situation would never have happened.

Lol, of course he could have said he wanted the crusts cut off. But it was a sandwich from f**king Greggs the stuck up c**t. We'd just shifted about 400 copies of his book in an hour for him (making him at least 400 quid) and he was swearing and cursing at this poor girl.

Still wish I'd t***ted the c**t.

Next time he came, he got no crusts and some extra trimmings from all the staff.


 


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View Superfly's Profile Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 12 Mar 15 4.13pm Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

Quote jamiemartin721 at 12 Mar 2015 4.10pm

Quote Southampton_Eagle at 12 Mar 2015 3.59pm

Quote jamiemartin721 at 12 Mar 2015 3.56pm

Not to speak ill of the dead, but he was a c**t. Great with the customers, but an arrogant sh*t to deal with in person. He'd regularly do signings at a place I worked, and we tolerated it, because we'd sell a s**t ton of his books, but the bloke was a total asshole to the staff who he regarded as his servants.

Almost came to blows once after he reduced a 18 year old girl to tears for not cutting the crust of his sandwiches.


Well if she'd done her job properly this situation would never have happened.

Lol, of course he could have said he wanted the crusts cut off. But it was a sandwich from f**king Greggs the stuck up c**t. We'd just shifted about 400 copies of his book in an hour for him (making him at least 400 quid) and he was swearing and cursing at this poor girl.

Still wish I'd t***ted the c**t.

Next time he came, he got no crusts and some extra trimmings from all the staff.


I'd have dropped a frozen poo cube in his drink

 


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imbored Flag UK 12 Mar 15 4.23pm

Quote Southampton_Eagle at 12 Mar 2015 3.59pm

Quote jamiemartin721 at 12 Mar 2015 3.56pm

Not to speak ill of the dead, but he was a c**t. Great with the customers, but an arrogant sh*t to deal with in person. He'd regularly do signings at a place I worked, and we tolerated it, because we'd sell a s**t ton of his books, but the bloke was a total asshole to the staff who he regarded as his servants.

Almost came to blows once after he reduced a 18 year old girl to tears for not cutting the crust of his sandwiches.


Well if she'd done her job properly this situation would never have happened.

Is that you Clarkson?

Though all jokes aside, was sad to hear about Pratchett. Seemed like a brave fellow.

Edited by imbored (12 Mar 2015 4.24pm)

 

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View Lyons550's Profile Lyons550 Flag Shirley 12 Mar 15 4.29pm Send a Private Message to Lyons550 Add Lyons550 as a friend

Gutted

 


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View Kingvagabond's Profile Kingvagabond Flag London 12 Mar 15 4.38pm Send a Private Message to Kingvagabond Add Kingvagabond as a friend

I met him several times and thought he was a very personable fellow. Obviously just didn't like your bookshop Jamie

He is responsible for two of my favourite quotes:

"People say that before you die your life flashes in front of your eyes. It's true. It's called living."

and

"Young couples would often come down to the river bank to hold hand hands and bask in the sunshine. He'd done that with Maud, his missus, before they were married. They'd come here to spoon and one very memorable occasion, fork."

 


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Quote cornwalls palace at 24 Oct 2012 9.37am

He was right!!!...and we killed him!!... poor Orpinton Eagles........

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Catfish Flag Burgess Hill 12 Mar 15 4.51pm

Tragic. Funny and talented man. Cant believe there will be no more Discworld.

 


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