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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 21 Mar 10 7.32pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

A friend of mine went for his holiday vaccinations last week. Because he was going to Africa he needed quite a few jabs.

Brighton fans,,,how many pricks in the bum have you taken on your holidays ?
Actually, NO. I don't want to know.

 


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I read a group of local scouts in my area are hoping to break a world record at the jamboree in Brighton this summer. The are going for the world record for making each other laugh without speaking.

Before they go ahead the would like to have a trial go down on the seafront first to see how many people in the area would support the main event in June

Lancing, do you think there would be a lot of interest in Scouts Test Tickles in your area ?

Edited by The Sash (21 Mar 2010 8:31pm)

 


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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 22 Mar 10 7.20am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

I hear that they are having donkey rides on Brighton beach this summer.

Brighton fans, how much do you charge to ride your ass ?

 


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An Aunt of mine lives in Sussex and loves making suet puddings. Unfortunately when it comes to adding raisins, they all seem to sink to the bottom of the pudding.

Brighton fans, do you have any tips on how to spot dicks ?

Following on from this, after cooking the mixture she has trouble removing the pudding from the metal cake tin. We are guessing there is too much oxidation around the circumference.

Brighton fans, do you have any tips on how to remove your spotted dick from a rusty ring piece ?

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (22 Mar 2010 8:34am)

 


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Lancing BHA Flag Lancing 22 Mar 10 11.55am

Quote The Sash at 21 Mar 2010 8:26pm

I read a group of local scouts in my area are hoping to break a world record at the jamboree in Brighton this summer. The are going for the world record for making each other laugh without speaking.

Before they go ahead the would like to have a trial go down on the seafront first to see how many people in the area would support the main event in June

Lancing, do you think there would be a lot of interest in Scouts Test Tickles in your area ?

Edited by The Sash (21 Mar 2010 8:31pm)


Why are you asking me? I’m not gay. I don’t talk incessantly about homosexuality. I’m not the one with the fixation.

I notice that many regular Holmesdale posters have refrained from contributing to this thread, which is to their credit.

 

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Quote Lancing BHA at 22 Mar 2010 11:55am

Quote The Sash at 21 Mar 2010 8:26pm

I read a group of local scouts in my area are hoping to break a world record at the jamboree in Brighton this summer. The are going for the world record for making each other laugh without speaking.

Before they go ahead the would like to have a trial go down on the seafront first to see how many people in the area would support the main event in June

Lancing, do you think there would be a lot of interest in Scouts Test Tickles in your area ?

Edited by The Sash (21 Mar 2010 8:31pm)


Why are you asking me? I’m not gay. I don’t talk incessantly about homosexuality. I’m not the one with the fixation.

I notice that many regular Holmesdale posters have refrained from contributing to this thread, which is to their credit.

No? I bet your boyfriend is though.

Edited by Dazzling (22 Mar 2010 12:18pm)

 

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Quote Lancing BHA at 22 Mar 2010 11:55am

Quote The Sash at 21 Mar 2010 8:26pm

I read a group of local scouts in my area are hoping to break a world record at the jamboree in Brighton this summer. The are going for the world record for making each other laugh without speaking.

Before they go ahead the would like to have a trial go down on the seafront first to see how many people in the area would support the main event in June

Lancing, do you think there would be a lot of interest in Scouts Test Tickles in your area ?

Edited by The Sash (21 Mar 2010 8:31pm)


Why are you asking me? I’m not gay. I don’t talk incessantly about homosexuality. I’m not the one with the fixation.

I notice that many regular Holmesdale posters have refrained from contributing to this thread, which is to their credit.

If you really want to know its purely to get a rise out of you and see your supercillious superiority complex come shining through in your posts.

Also it beats seeing your latest series of pictures of two bricks piled on top of each other

 


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Quote Lancing BHA at 22 Mar 2010 11:55am

Quote The Sash at 21 Mar 2010 8:26pm

I read a group of local scouts in my area are hoping to break a world record at the jamboree in Brighton this summer. The are going for the world record for making each other laugh without speaking.

Before they go ahead the would like to have a trial go down on the seafront first to see how many people in the area would support the main event in June

Lancing, do you think there would be a lot of interest in Scouts Test Tickles in your area ?

Edited by The Sash (21 Mar 2010 8:31pm)


Why are you asking me? I’m not gay. I don’t talk incessantly about homosexuality. I’m not the one with the fixation.

I notice that many regular Holmesdale posters have refrained from contributing to this thread, which is to their credit.


ooooohhh, get her !

 


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Quote Forest Hillbilly at 22 Mar 2010 12:53pm

Quote Lancing BHA at 22 Mar 2010 11:55am

Quote The Sash at 21 Mar 2010 8:26pm

I read a group of local scouts in my area are hoping to break a world record at the jamboree in Brighton this summer. The are going for the world record for making each other laugh without speaking.

Before they go ahead the would like to have a trial go down on the seafront first to see how many people in the area would support the main event in June

Lancing, do you think there would be a lot of interest in Scouts Test Tickles in your area ?

Edited by The Sash (21 Mar 2010 8:31pm)


Why are you asking me? I’m not gay. I don’t talk incessantly about homosexuality. I’m not the one with the fixation.

I notice that many regular Holmesdale posters have refrained from contributing to this thread, which is to their credit.


ooooohhh, get her !


 


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Quote Lancing BHA at 22 Mar 2010 11:55am

Quote The Sash at 21 Mar 2010 8:26pm

I read a group of local scouts in my area are hoping to break a world record at the jamboree in Brighton this summer. The are going for the world record for making each other laugh without speaking.

Before they go ahead the would like to have a trial go down on the seafront first to see how many people in the area would support the main event in June

Lancing, do you think there would be a lot of interest in Scouts Test Tickles in your area ?

Edited by The Sash (21 Mar 2010 8:31pm)


Why are you asking me? I’m not gay. I don’t talk incessantly about homosexuality. I’m not the one with the fixation.

I notice that many regular Holmesdale posters have refrained from contributing to this thread, which is to their credit.


I'd still continue to contribute to this thread if I was clevier enough but the lads who still do are doing a bang up job.

 


I know you are but what am I?

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waiting for Lancing to come back and say "It's not clever"


This thread always gives me a laugh

 


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Quote Lancing BHA at 22 Mar 2010 11:55am

Quote The Sash at 21 Mar 2010 8:26pm

I read a group of local scouts in my area are hoping to break a world record at the jamboree in Brighton this summer. The are going for the world record for making each other laugh without speaking.

Before they go ahead the would like to have a trial go down on the seafront first to see how many people in the area would support the main event in June

Lancing, do you think there would be a lot of interest in Scouts Test Tickles in your area ?

Edited by The Sash (21 Mar 2010 8:31pm)


Why are you asking me? I’m not gay. I don’t talk incessantly about homosexuality. I’m not the one with the fixation.

I notice that many regular Holmesdale posters have refrained from contributing to this thread, which is to their credit.

If you really want to know its purely to get a rise out of you and see your supercillious superiority complex come shining through in your posts.

Also it beats seeing your latest series of pictures of two bricks piled on top of each other


I have always accorded Crystal Palace respect on this site. I have never commented on your results, except to give credit where it’s due, such as when you won 4-2 at Reading under difficult circumstances. I have expressed (qualified) sympathy for the situation that Simon Jordan has put your club in. I have extolled your club’s place in the fabric of English football and, by extension, the culture of the working classes.

It seems that trying to make a constructive contribution to this forum, rather than indulging in the usual moronic point-scoring, will cause one or two people to accuse me of having a superiority complex and to brand me supercilious.

I know that you find getting respect from a Brighton fan a difficult concept to grasp, but try to get your head round it. If you succeed then you might find that you’ve become a better person, which wouldn’t be too disagreeable a scenario for you, would it?

 

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