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178. Episodes of Blue Peter.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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179. A blue whale's money shot.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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180. Self rape with a bit of self GBH.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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181. Elvis while still fresh on the toilet.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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The used tampon bin at Fleet services.
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
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182 This guy [Link]
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183. The greatest 4m 53 seconds ever put on vinyl
As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014 |
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184. White Persian cats
Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial |
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185. Being fisted by Rupert Everett and being ball cracked by a troupe of dwarves, whilst on Salvia Divinorium.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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Cameron's broken Britain
If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4 |
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187. Cameron's broken arse.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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188. Heavy persistent golden showers
"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down" |
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