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Apollofuzz Flag On the edge of reason 21 Jun 18 12.38pm Send a Private Message to Apollofuzz Add Apollofuzz as a friend

Grown ups going to work on a kids scooter.

Mrs Browns Boys

 


I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat
I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.

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topcat Flag Holmesdale / Surbiton 21 Jun 18 12.42pm Send a Private Message to topcat Add topcat as a friend

Originally posted by jimruss

People that don't indicate while driving.
People thsat walk along the street like a zombie staring at their phone with no awarness of what's around them.

Good point, seems to happen more and more.

People in the inside late turning right at a roundabout.

 


It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards Hrolf The Ganger Flag 21 Jun 18 12.54pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

People who don't pronounce G at the end of words
Sittin' instead of sitting for example.

It isn't difficult FFS.

People who put on a ridiculous telephone voice. Stop it immediately.

Stupid programs about healthy eating which show the same clips over and over with some condescending twit telling people how to eat and with the astonishing revelation at the end that if you starve, you lose weight and your blood sugar goes down.

Genius.

 

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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 21 Jun 18 1.11pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

in general mobile phones with driving.
The lights change to green but nobody can go because the t*** in front is looking down at their phone.
they usually just squeak through on orange while everybody else has to wait again.

bbc footy pundits creaming themselves over spain/brazil/Germany, Ronaldo etc etc.

myself-after 35 years painting STILL not always keeping paint details for later then thinking i've matched the colour and wasting 3 visits and mixes of paint and apprpx 50 quid.
t***.(today t***)

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 21 Jun 18 1.57pm

Anyone who says 'innit' or 'bruv'

Southerners who follow northern clubs

Recreational cyclists

Doctors who can't speak English

Russel Brand

Students

Estate Agents

Unclear parking signs

Toilets at Selhurst Park

Brighton fans

Being told I have to agree with stuff otherwise I must be racist/sexist

Butch lesbians

People who fart in lifts

Butch lesbians who fart in lifts

Dogs with three legs (attention seeking little f@ckers)

Robbie Williams

Fat people on mobility scooters

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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gambler Flag Kent 21 Jun 18 2.03pm Send a Private Message to gambler Add gambler as a friend

Women.

 

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Stuk Flag Top half 21 Jun 18 2.03pm Send a Private Message to Stuk Add Stuk as a friend

Originally posted by topcat

World Cup related.

Players running on to the pitch from the subs bench to celebrate a goal. If I were the ref I would book every single one of them.

Vuvuzelas. I thought that they had been banned but they were back for the Spain Iran match

Yep. Couldn't work out who had them in the Iran v Morocco game. After last night's game I definitely want Iran out.

I agree with most of the driving ones mentioned as well, particularly the t***s who pay more (any) attention to their phones than the road.

 


Optimistic as ever

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Midlands Eagle Flag 21 Jun 18 3.26pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

People who don't pronounce G at the end of words
Sittin' instead of sitting for example.

Mike Brewer can't pronounce a G in the middle of words either as he often refers to Birminam

 

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cryrst Flag The garden of England 21 Jun 18 3.51pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Me
Not knowing when to shut the f@@k up.

 

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Dannyh.V2 Flag Stone lickers 21 Jun 18 4.46pm Send a Private Message to Dannyh.V2 Add Dannyh.V2 as a friend

Ignorant road users who on country lanes will drive at 40MPH instead of the speed limit causing mahoosive traffic problems.

Specifically those caravan towing pricks who decide to leave for whatever pitiful holiday they are going on at rush hour, then drive at 39.9 miles an hour.

If you've ever done that on the A303 then I Instantly hate you and wish a pox on you and your ilk.

 

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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 21 Jun 18 5.27pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

C*nts.

I think that covers pretty much everything and everyone.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 21 Jun 18 5.28pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

Mike Brewer can't pronounce a G in the middle of words either as he often refers to Birminam

Brewer is a mockney, lardarse tw@t who's a nobody without Edd China.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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