Prompted by ST's DID Thread

If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life - what would it be ??

Watch one TV programme on and endless loop - which one ?

Your fantays woman / man / goat has agreed to have sex with every day until you die - Who is it ?

For me

Jolene by Dolly Parton - there are millions of songs, thousands I like but this is the best song ever written

Dads Army for TV - I watch it now and I still laugh, its a close call between Steptoe, Porridge and the Brass Eye on Drugs mind

As for fantasy laydee - Salma Hayek all day, every day until I died of a broken p****...

Edited by The Sash (31 May 2012 8.47pm)

"It's all out now, it's out in the open like a big fat fucking hairy rapist outside a bus station" - Malcom Tucker

Cor, that's a tough one Sash.

Song: Thunder road by Brooooooce.

I never understood what people meant by a song truely sending shivers down your spine until I first listened to the Born to Run LP, and more specifically that opening track.

TV show: Can't really think of anything I wouldn't eventually get bored of. Think I'll have to cop out and go for Porridge, always makes me chuckle.

Woman: Holly Willoughby. One go on that and I'd die a happy man.

If something can't be described in plain English, maybe you shouldn't base an entire society on it. Just saying.

Song, Dignity by Deacon Blue.

TV, Cape Feare by The Simpsons.

Woman, Mariella Fostrup. I still think she'd get me hard when she's 70! [Link]

When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont.

Song ~ Brothers In Arms by Dire Straits

TV ~ Sopranos

Woman ~ Kirsty Gallagher

MCMLIV

50 Years of supporting Palace !!

I don't know what it is about her mate but she floats my boat. I just think she'd be incredibly naughty and that voice, fcuk i'm getting a stirring thinking of her.

When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont.

The Day we caught the train-Ocean Colour scene
Blackadder 2,3,4
Demi Moore -15 years ago mind

The world was a mess but his hair was perfect!