I am going out to dinner with a man on Friday night. It's been a while since I had a first date.....

I'm pretty nervous about it and was wondering what to expect in regards to what happens afterwards.

Do I thank him nicely, if I like him do I wait for him to invite me out again, do I kiss him on the cheek goodnight, what if he turns his face and catches me one on the lips?

Ooooh, it's all pretty nerve wracking... will he be as nervous?

And I will definitely not be engaging in any hanky panky even if I really fancy him before you ask!

If you're drinking vino during the dinner date then 'nerves' shouldn't last. If there's 'definitely no hanky panky', as long as you don't drink too much there's not much that could go wrong for you or him but, if you do drink too much, you could end up decorating a flower bed with dinner chunks whilst bent over the wall near the front door.

The only dating etiquette these days is don't sh&g on the 1st date, and that rule gets broken anyway. If someone had contact to ask in the 1st place, my guess is they or you can ask at any time towards end of date or any day after, not specifically on the door step.

COYP

I'm def not going to shag on the 1st date and I wont drink too much cos I dont want to do the puky farty thing ever again. Only done it twice in my life but the memory haunts me even now

Skag, Smack = Heroin. Travolta injects it pre-date in Pulp Fiction and then Uma Thurman finds it in Travolta's coat and snorts it thinking it's Cocaine. Memorable date.

COYP

Not for Uma!

let him play with those big boobies but no touching the growler, until the third date. btw, you didn't waste much time did ya?