The perfect Palace team
1 Dino Bontis [Link]
2 Nigel Farage - he has pledged 50 billion to Defence so he is a shoe in
3. Ironman = we couldn’t afford Terry and I like the idea of the repulsor ray!
4 A Dalek – noones getting past those guys!
5. Vinnie Jones - hell I’m not getting on the field with that guy and have you seen what he’s done to people since he retired from football!
6. Gordon Ramsey – for extra spice in midfield
7. Lian Neeson –when it comes to tracking down people and killing them he is ace
8 Charlie Austin – QPR won’t need him in the Championship
9. Nigella Lawson -if they don’t distract defenders nothing will
10. Suarez –Are we biting off more than we can chew?
11. Bolasie – I’ve only watched him beat that Tottenham defender 1000 times on Utube!
12. Lionel Messi – we all have our dreams