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eritheagle Erith 08 Oct 23 7.02pm | |
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I was taken to hospital with a life threatening injury. They put me in a room with straw on the floor and a couple of horses. Now I'm in a stable condition!
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mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 18 Dec 23 8.31am | |
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If you suffer with insomnia, look on the bright side. Only one sleep till Christmas.
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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BudgiesBeak London 25 Apr 24 10.02am | |
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A word of advice - don't use Tesco Dating if you're looking for a partner. A mate of mine did, and he ended up with a Bag For Life.
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HeathMan Purley Yesterday 9.57pm | |
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Thank you. One from me. A new wife returns from Honeymoon and telephones her Mum in tears. "Mummy, he has started using horrible four letter words." Mum replies I know one he is able to use now that you are married. Daughter replies "That word is enjoyable, but these words he has never used before are horrible." Mum asks he to tell her the words, but daughter says they are so bade that she cannot bear to say them. Mum goes onto Plan B, after two weeks and daughter posts a sealed envelope though her parents' door. Mum opens the envelope and sees the words that her daughter has written on a sheet of paper. They are cook, wash, iron and dust.
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Teddy Eagle Yesterday 10.11pm | |
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mr. apollo Somewhere in Switzerland Today 10.42am | |
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I bought an antiperspirant the other day, it said remove cap and push up bottom, I can hardly walk but my farts smell nice.
Glad All Over |
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