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Hoof Hearted 19 Jul 15 10.20am | |
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Fakhir..... off! Great gag from Carry On Up the Khyber, as the Indian geezer in the turban is asked to get off his bed of nails.
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braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 19 Jul 15 10.29am | |
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TOMMY: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish? RENTON: I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the f***ing low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just w***ers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by w***ers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a s***e state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any f***ing difference.
‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway |
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kayjaybee orpington 19 Jul 15 5.10pm | |
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From Life of Brian "found this spoon sir "
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ilovejo Croydon 20 Jul 15 12.27pm | |
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Every line from all Arnie films!! They're almost comical despite trying to be 'ard. From Commando while fighting at the motel. "Green beret motherfcker!" "I eat green berets for breakfast, and right now I'm very hungry."
"Dream as if you will live forever, live as if you will die today." James Dean, Legend. RIP. PSN username: olzzy999 |
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