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Hoof Hearted 17 Nov 15 9.24am

Quote OldFella at 17 Nov 2015 3.53am

Quote sprites at 17 Nov 2015 3.47am

Mitchel Johnson - Aussie fast bowler.

Nice one



I used to think that, but during the last Aussie tour he conducted himself very well, laughing off the constant abuse he got from the barmy army. As well as that he never refused a young lad's request for an autograph when he was on the boundary.

He also commands great respect for his Test record with ball and bat.

He retires today after the Test match v NZ concludes and I wish him well.

 

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Hoof Hearted 17 Nov 15 9.27am

Quote Casual at 17 Nov 2015 6.49am

Abu Hamza. Well he used to be.

Imagine going from gangster hate cleric , hook handed, pantomime villain, cheered on by the f**ked up masses.
To laying on the top bunk of your cell, ( bet it's hilarious watching him get in bed), thinking about the 100 virgins , whilst rubbing your c**k against your pillow! If your lucky you sp**k all over your pillow, then have to sleep on it, if your unlucky you wake up your cell mate who bashes you up for being a dirty c**t and you can't even defend yourself.
Who said that being a terrorist wasn't glamorous? Maybe they should show videos of it to potential radicalised youngsters.

...or sell them these Hamza themed Hooks?


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It has to be Bono.

Every time he clicks his fingers an African kid dies.

Plus he goes along to "pay respects" at events whilst wearing sunglasses at night time.

I'll feel bad if someone informs me he has that thing Edgar Davids has, but until then I'll add it to the list of reasons to hate him.

Edited by Part Time James (17 Nov 2015 9.31am)

 




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Hoof Hearted 17 Nov 15 9.30am

Quote OldFella at 17 Nov 2015 1.06am

Task, intended as a bit of fun; Name someone who you regard as a real w*nker. Anyone, from any walk of life, any creed or colour. Just one rule - no HOL'ers eligible for inclusion!

Oldfella's choice - Mr Trump


This stunt with the ballon on his "comb-over" made me chuckle!

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Keith Vaz.

Survived 2 expulsions from the House. A man who clearly knows where the bodies are buried. I wish he was one of them.

 

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Hoof Hearted 17 Nov 15 9.32am

Quote The Sash at 17 Nov 2015 8.03am

Piers Morgan - Odious little c*nt


Outstanding candidate as the top w*nker of all time.

 

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Sooty

Furry little pr1ck

 


Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
[Link]

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The Pope.

 


'We are going to make a little bit of history here’ Mr. J. Ertl.

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Quote Superfly at 17 Nov 2015 10.10am

Sooty

Furry little pr1ck

brilliant


 


Jackson.. Wan Bissaka.... Sansom.. Nicholas.. Cannon.. Guehi.... Zaha... Thomas.. Byrne... Holton.. Rogers.. that should do it..

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Quote Superfly at 17 Nov 2015 10.10am

Sooty

Furry little pr1ck


I didn't think the viewer ever saw below his waist?

 




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Quote Part Time James at 17 Nov 2015 11.59am

Quote Superfly at 17 Nov 2015 10.10am

Sooty

Furry little pr1ck


I didn't think the viewer ever saw below his waist?


There's a famous long banned episode, now only available from Chinese DVD sellers* It explains the origin of Sweeps name and how Sue got the black eyes.

*Izzy wizzy, let's get c*nted!

Edited by Superfly (17 Nov 2015 12.08pm)

 


Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
[Link]

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Timmy Mallet

Alan Mullery a close second

 


We are Palace from Selhurst.

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