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| Hoof Hearted 17 Mar 16 10.51am | |
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Originally posted by Mapletree
We think alike Syd. Mapletree is syd's cell mate Phil... don't ask what he's in for!
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 Part Time James  17 Mar 16 10.59am |
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Originally posted by becky
Err,no..... there are a quite few of us of the 'other' persuasion on here, although I seem to be the only one who regularly turns up on General Talk. Welcome anyway (and 'Guys' will do fine - one of that lads is me Yeah, usually perving on young men. Welcome Phil, perving on young men is actually fine/encouraged on here.
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).| jamiemartin721 Reading 17 Mar 16 11.07am |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
Don't be disheartened syd.... it did work! I asked the surgeon to get rid of the old 6" version and he's replaced it with a younger black 9" shaft. Mrs Hoof is delighted! Welcome Phil.... don't be alarmed... it's not real - I just indulge in this fantasy banter with sydtheeagle to amuse him whilst he serves his sentence in The Scrubs for being caught balls deep in a billy goat on Clapham Common in broad daylight. Sadly, its now facing deportation....
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| Part Time James 17 Mar 16 11.10am |
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Poor Phil. He probably came on here thinking we talk about Palace, rather than wall to wall knob chat.
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| Hoof Hearted 17 Mar 16 11.12am | |
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Originally posted by becky
Err,no..... there are a quite few of us of the 'other' persuasion on here, although I seem to be the only one who regularly turns up on General Talk. Welcome anyway (and 'Guys' will do fine - one of that lads is me Becks is our resident "Cougar" by the way Phil............ Be warned..... but she's not as much a threat as Cucking Funt is though...
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 17 Mar 16 11.58am |
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Originally posted by phil19750
Just saying hello to all as I have just registered. STH in block D lower homesdale. Go Palace with my son Daniel who is 16. Cheers Your introductory pack of [Link] is on its way to you.
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| Hoof Hearted 17 Mar 16 12.01pm | |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
Your introductory pack of [Link] is on its way to you. I told you..... He'll eventually tire of you and latch onto another Hol newbie! Edited by Hoof Hearted (17 Mar 2016 12.02pm)
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| phil19750 Sundridge Park 18 Mar 16 9.35am |
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Thanks for the advice and the links. I am a scaffolder by trade, so I am not easily offended and have been slagged-off over the years by some seriously twisted characters. Looking forward to the banter.
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| becky over the moon 18 Mar 16 10.22am |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
Becks is our resident "Cougar" by the way Phil............ Be warned..... but she's not as much a threat as Cucking Funt is though... Cougar? COUGAR!!!!!!!! Give over luvvie, I'm just a gin-drinking, sock knitting pussycat these days
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| Part Time James 18 Mar 16 10.42am |
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Originally posted by becky
Cougar? COUGAR!!!!!!!! Give over luvvie, I'm just a gin-drinking, sock knitting pussycat these days Why did you only send me one sock?
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| Mapletree Croydon 18 Mar 16 11.02am |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
Mapletree is syd's cell mate Phil... don't ask what he's in for! Can you be jailed for a feeling a bit gruff?
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| phil19750 Sundridge Park 18 Mar 16 11.18am |
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I seriously have no idea what is going on, and at this stage, I am too afraid to ask.
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