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 Stuk  Top half 14 Apr 16 4.01pm |
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Originally posted by Beastie
Has anyone seen that sickening Palace couple who relentlessly put gormless selfies on twitter? I’d better not put a link on here because they sit behind me but if you’ve seen them, you’ll know. sick...
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monkey  Sittingbourne,Kent 14 Apr 16 4.08pm |
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Originally posted by Beastie
Has anyone seen that sickening Palace couple who relentlessly put gormless selfies on twitter? I’d better not put a link on here because they sit behind me but if you’ve seen them, you’ll know. Yes mate!! i think the girl does it for the benefit of her ex, which makes me want to punch them both because although I've not met him,her ex seems like a top palace bloke!!
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| Beastie 14 Apr 16 4.08pm |
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Ha, no this isn't the couple I was thinking of. For some reason they don't annoy me.
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| Beastie 14 Apr 16 4.23pm |
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Originally posted by monkey
Yes mate!! i think the girl does it for the benefit of her ex, which makes me want to punch them both because although I've not met him,her ex seems like a top palace bloke!! Ah right, makes sense. She's unbelievable.
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Monty the Eagle  Lima 14 Apr 16 4.28pm |
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Originally posted by bubble wrap
Agreed. People posting pictures of what a great time they are having. If they were having such a great time they wouldn't be taking fecking pictures. Wife has a mate who posts everything on facebook, They go to a hotel there will be a clip of the outside, then the lobby, Bar Area, Pool and then a Video of the whole room plus the bathroom and toilets. It will always have a heading of staying at 5 Star Hotel. This will follow a picture of every restaurant, Menu pic if its expensive, picture of a glass of Champange etc and then of course a pic of the meal they are having. Absolutlty fecking sad and just as sad my wife looks at them. You seem to know a lot about these pictures for someone who doesn't look at them! The worst thing about facebook is that you can't help but look at the things that wind you up. One of my wifes cousins (who is a lot younger) sent through a friend request to everyone and as it was family you could hardly say no. The amount of s*** young teenage girls post is incredible. I had to unfollow her as everytime I opened facebook on the train I worried that people may put me down as an 'Adam Johnson'.
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| JacksonEagle Croydon 14 Apr 16 4.31pm |
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Whats worse is when the selfie is captioned or accompanied by a 'When' status. 'When your feeling sad and bla bla bla bla' Fcuk off!!!
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 14 Apr 16 4.37pm |
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Would, and in a way that would make the selfie interesting (or evidence at my trial).
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| madcap_v2 SE25 / Ibiza 14 Apr 16 4.38pm |
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Originally posted by Beastie
Has anyone seen that sickening Palace couple who relentlessly put gormless selfies on twitter? I’d better not put a link on here because they sit behind me but if you’ve seen them, you’ll know. I literally go to 5 games a year but I know exactly who you're on about hahaha
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| Hoof Hearted 14 Apr 16 4.40pm | |
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I don't even know what buttons to press to do a selfie or turn my phone into a torch. My wife told me about an incident at work yesterday. She was waiting behind some 30ish bloke at the hot drinks dispenser who was engrossed in his iPhone and not paying attention. So my wife prodded him and said... "excuse me... the machine is indicating that you need to put a cup in the dispenser" Reply... "Uuugh soz, my bad" After about another few minutes of iPhone gazing.... my wife had to prod him again and said... "Excuse me... but your drink is ready now, could you take it out, so that I can get a drink and go back to work please?" Reply... "Uuugh soz, my bad"
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| JacksonEagle Croydon 14 Apr 16 4.46pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I found an SD card in an old phone and thought I'd check whether there were any pictures I might have wanted to retrieve. I'd say at least 75% of the photos on there were selfies of my own p****. Nothing gay about that. Was it your old phone?
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 14 Apr 16 4.47pm |
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Originally posted by JacksonEagle
Was it your old phone? He got it from the prosecution in the new Rolf Harris trial.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 14 Apr 16 4.49pm |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
I don't even know what buttons to press to do a selfie or turn my phone into a torch. My wife told me about an incident at work yesterday. She was waiting behind some 30ish bloke at the hot drinks dispenser who was engrossed in his iPhone and not paying attention. So my wife prodded him and said... "excuse me... the machine is indicating that you need to put a cup in the dispenser" Reply... "Uuugh soz, my bad" After about another few minutes of iPhone gazing.... my wife had to prod him again and said... "Excuse me... but your drink is ready now, could you take it out, so that I can get a drink and go back to work please?" Reply... "Uuugh soz, my bad"
In any just world you would be legally within your rights to extract his liver with a rusty can lid. Apparently there is such a thing as a selfie stick. I my shame I downloaded that 'torch' app, because I thought it would be useful. Its not, its s**t, its less useful than those little torches they put into car keys.
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