I want him to score a bucket load for them but they still get relegated, like AJ did for us in 04/05. Then he'll finish his loan and get a better contract at another club. Wish the guy no ill, love him.

The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.

Made no attempt to pretend that he loved Palace or anything, and not the type to develop an emotional attachment to a club, so I don't begrudge him this move.

Great player for us and that's all that matters.

Hope he does well for them, but just not well enough to get them promoted.

Ideally scores bucketloads and gets them on the verge of promotion then scores a deliberate own goal on the last day to make sure they miss out again.

"It's almost like a moral decision. Except not really cos noone is going to find out," Jez, Peep Show

Agent FFS Murray Activated.

Relegate them at all costs.

Remind them of their cheering your injury which ultimately cost you a full season in our Premier League team.

Then return to SE25 for debriefing...and endless drinks bought for you.

Message over.

If we ever play against Crawley, he would be perfect. Lets hope Brighton are playing Crawley regularly soon.

Seriously, for the loan fee that they have apparently paid and the wages they are paying him, he needs to be scoring 15-20 goals for them. Anything else will be another return of Zamora flop.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

I read on NSC that there was a loan fee of £1.5 million and that he's on £30k to £40k a week (presumably what he is on at B'fluff).

Fine if it gets them into the PL, not so good if the feck it up in the play-offs AGAIN.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.