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 Part Time James  24 Jul 17 12.42pm |
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I always remember my dad laughing at me when I went to one of my first non-league games aged 16 because I called one of the players "son". Now I actually am older than every player on the pitch.
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| matthau South Croydon 24 Jul 17 12.43pm |
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When most palace fans harp on about Andy Johnson being the best palace striker cos they were too young to see wrighty
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| matthau South Croydon 24 Jul 17 12.45pm |
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Or chrissy Armstrong for that matter
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| Part Time James 24 Jul 17 1.32pm |
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I feel old when I walk home from work and there are a couple of teenage girls in front of me in short skirts so I have to walk a significantly longer route home so as not to worry them that I might be a creepy old pervert (although I am).
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| Southampton_Eagle At the after party 24 Jul 17 2.08pm |
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When you collect your state pension on the same day your third wife collects her degree.
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| YT Oxford 24 Jul 17 2.09pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I feel old when I walk home from work and there are a couple of teenage girls in front of me in short skirts so I have to walk a significantly longer route home so as not to worry them that I might be a creepy old pervert (although I am). Just for the record, what is your exact route home please, PTJ?
Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes) |
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| sxp55 South Norwood 24 Jul 17 2.10pm |
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you trip over your own testicles
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| Part Time James 24 Jul 17 2.11pm |
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Originally posted by YT
Just for the record, what is your exact route home please, PTJ? It's probably easier to describe if I just list the schools I pass?
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| Part Time James 24 Jul 17 2.12pm |
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When you trip over sxp55's testicles.
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| Part Time James 24 Jul 17 2.14pm |
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I actually feel quite old that I've decided to take the plunge and just start going to Palace on my own as none of my friends or family are up for it any more (my dad says he's too old and my mates are always just looking after the kids or whatever). That's not the old part, I've deliberately bought my ticket for the Huddersfield game in the main stand with all the old codgers so I can just keep myself to myself and watch most of the football (I bought restricted view on purpose to save money).
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| sxp55 South Norwood 24 Jul 17 2.39pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I actually feel quite old that I've decided to take the plunge and just start going to Palace on my own as none of my friends or family are up for it any more (my dad says he's too old and my mates are always just looking after the kids or whatever). That's not the old part, I've deliberately bought my ticket for the Huddersfield game in the main stand with all the old codgers so I can just keep myself to myself and watch most of the football (I bought restricted view on purpose to save money). You need to spend 90 minutes moaning about the restricted view also. that'll cement it.
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| bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 24 Jul 17 3.56pm |
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When Ham,Egg and Chips is a real treat.
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