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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 07 Aug 17 2.10pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

Can I extend this to virtue signaller punishment?

Perhaps whilst celebs are glued to a fracking demonstration we could lure in an amorous horse and put them to work on the z-list celeb's bottom hole?

How about "I'm A Celebrity Cause Crusader, Get This Horse Off Of Me"? It's a working title anyway.

It should be a quiz based show. The more questions they answer on the subject, the less vicious the buggering would be, with a potential of being spared if they can show actual knowledge of the subject they're talking about.

Lilly Allen would be walking like Steven Hawking by the end of it, and have the same capacity for tension.

 


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...it's not fair.... doo doo doo (ooh er)

 


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Originally posted by jamiemartin721

It should be a quiz based show. The more questions they answer on the subject, the less vicious the buggering would be, with a potential of being spared if they can show actual knowledge of the subject they're talking about.

Lilly Allen would be walking like Steven Hawking by the end of it, and have the same capacity for tension.

That's a good shout. It should also correlate with the last time they succesfully did what they were originally famous for. Sorry about that Gervais, Brand and Geldof.

 




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Pat Butcher for me... Oh yeah Paddy Paddy

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 07 Aug 17 3.07pm

Originally posted by I'mPalace Till I Die

Pat Butcher for me... Oh yeah Paddy Paddy

Pam St Clement - Who likes the taste of the lemon wedge - good choice.

 


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Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Pam St Clement - Who likes the taste of the lemon wedge - good choice.

I have a colleague with an anger issue. When he was 29 he angrily said "if anyone does a collection for my 30th I'll be really p*ssed off".

So we did one and we bought him a Pam St Clements wall clock with the money (and a Katie Price/Peter Andre CD and a t-shirt with three wolves howling at the moon). There was £15 spare so I got him an M&S voucher so he could buy some wine. He was cross we bought him so much crap and he only had £15. Can't win. Anyway, that's a digression. Every day I used to write creepy speech bubbles on post-it notes and stick them on Pam St Clements. They'd say things like "Kill your parents" or "I know which way you face in the bath".

Good fun. Pam St Clements with a clock on her face is quite sinister in itself.

 




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wordup Flag 07 Aug 17 4.33pm

A threesome with Mirren and Lumley

 

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wordup Flag 07 Aug 17 4.34pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Pam St Clement - Who likes the taste of the lemon wedge - good choice.

Careful not to get your knackers caught in her earrings.

 

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Originally posted by wordup

Careful not to get your knackers caught in her earrings.

It would be like a budgie swinging in a cage!

Anyway, mine would be Michelle Jenneke....see clip

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How about an adult version on Buttbusters (Blockbusters,) anyone asking for a "P" please bob gets one. Ohhhh then there's Hayley McQueen

 


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Nigella Lawson ' would love to spread some cream around those buns

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Close 2nd our very own Susanna Reid

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Edited by Barcelona Based Fan (07 Aug 2017 6.35pm)

 


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Originally posted by Barcelona Based Fan

Nigella Lawson ' would love to spread some cream around those buns

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Close 2nd our very own Susanna Reid

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Edited by Barcelona Based Fan (07 Aug 2017 6.35pm)

They both participate in rear action, so they would be quite receptive.

 

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