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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 04 Apr 20 10.27pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Generally useful for cooking, cleaning, ironing and for the occasional intrusion of one's person into but they're expensive and they eat a lot.

Yours get fed as well ?????


Is there a vacancy by any chance?

 


A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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View palace_in_frogland's Profile palace_in_frogland Flag In a broken dream 04 Apr 20 10.46pm Send a Private Message to palace_in_frogland Add palace_in_frogland as a friend

Originally posted by becky

Yours get fed as well ?????


Is there a vacancy by any chance?

They are allowed to feast upon the body parts of the previous, superfluous incumbents.

 

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 04 Apr 20 11.53pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

i love the etymology of the word 'Hysterical'

 


Eze Peasy at Anfield....

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 05 Apr 20 12.04am Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

i love the etymology of the word 'Hysterical'

Billy Connolly - Are you feeling hysterical? No, he’s feeling mine.


 

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 05 Apr 20 12.48am Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

i love the quote from Jack Nicholson in 'as good as it gets'

Q. You are such a brilliant writer. Your understanding of women is amazing. what is your secret ?

Nicholson : well, i think of a person just like any normal man and then i remove Reason & Accountability.

 


Eze Peasy at Anfield....

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View rednblueblood's Profile rednblueblood 05 Apr 20 7.00am Send a Private Message to rednblueblood Add rednblueblood as a friend

Wow this thread is like going back to the 70’s

 


In dog beers I’ve only had one.

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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 05 Apr 20 8.46am Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by rednblueblood

Wow this thread is like going back to the 70’s

Did they still have neanderthals in the 70's

Still, I suppose that a football forum is a typical hiding place for unreconstructed man

 

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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 05 Apr 20 8.50am Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

Did they still have neanderthals in the 70's

Still, I suppose that a football forum is a typical hiding place for unreconstructed man

This is what happens when a man can't get to the shops for his favourite wax strips and moisturiser - they all revert to type....

 


A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 05 Apr 20 10.19am Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by becky

This is what happens when a man can't get to the shops for his favourite wax strips and moisturiser - they all revert to type....

LOL.

I have changed my outlook a lot in my later years, for the good so women keep telling me. However I point out that under this new age reconstructed man there is still a Neanderthal trying to get out.

Edited by Badger11 (05 Apr 2020 10.20am)

 


One more point

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View mezzer's Profile mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 05 Apr 20 10.26am Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

God called to Adam.

"Adam, I've been thinking. I think you need a mate. I've decided to make you one. She'll cook for you, clean for you, tidy up after you, laugh at your jokes, never argue, listen to your every word and attend to your every need."

"Sounds great God. Thanks. How much will it cost me?"

"I can make her for an arm and a leg"

"Hmmmmm…..sounds a bit expensive. What can I get for a rib?"

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 05 Apr 20 12.34pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

Did they still have neanderthals in the 70's

Still, I suppose that a football forum is a typical hiding place for unreconstructed man

Well lots of men tried to reconstruct over the past few decades and found that once the transformation was complete they were still wrong about everything anyway.

 

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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 05 Apr 20 4.41pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

Did they still have neanderthals in the 70's

Still, I suppose that a football forum is a typical hiding place for unreconstructed man

The 70s. My absolute favourite decade.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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