I am not defending the treatment on Abramovich one bit, he deserves everything that's coming to him, But todays opponents are owned (though a third party) by a man who executed 81 people yesterday without trial, the hypocrisy is unbelievable.

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

Brilliant chorus from the Newcastle fans:

"He's coming for you, he's coming for youououuu, oh Mike Ashley, he's coming for you"

Fantastic

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

Uncomfortable for Eddie Howe. He said today he can't comment on something he's not qualified on - the killing of 81 people by essentially your boss.

What qualifications do you need to be a human being Eddie?