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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 11 Apr 23 2.27pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Especially focusing on different cultures & Epoch's attempt to answer that question :


You know you're educated when....

- you have a detailed knowledge of Greek Myths...Eton & Harrow in the 1700s
.

- you can handle a sword.....France/Germany in the 1800's
.

- you are good at harmony-singing....US Ivy league ( dunno when, exactly )
.

- you know not to strike a horse anywhere in front of the stirrups ( Mongolia, Gengis Khan )
.
- you have an intimate knowledge of fine Wines ( James Bond )
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- you know when to keep your mouth shut and to turn a blind eye ( prison for Rookies )

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Eze Peasy at Anfield....

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View Nicholas91's Profile Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 11 Apr 23 2.39pm Send a Private Message to Nicholas91 Add Nicholas91 as a friend

You recognise that your contribution to violent crime is not a barometer for your social standing... and that it should place you lower down the scale - Lewisham.

You consider the likes of 'Sports Direct' as appropriate vendors for attire designed for physical activity as opposed to evening wear - Kent.

 


Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

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Originally posted by Nicholas91

You consider the likes of 'Sports Direct' as appropriate vendors for attire designed for physical activity as opposed to evening wear - Kent.

 

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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 11 Apr 23 4.10pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

You are clear on when on when an apostrophe should and shouldn't be used.

 


Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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View Lanzo-Ad's Profile Lanzo-Ad Flag Lanzarote 11 Apr 23 4.28pm Send a Private Message to Lanzo-Ad Add Lanzo-Ad as a friend

You know what fork to use when eating soup.

 


“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 11 Apr 23 5.32pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

You don't 'do' job applications, because Daddy knows people.

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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View palace_in_frogland's Profile palace_in_frogland Flag In a broken dream 11 Apr 23 8.42pm Send a Private Message to palace_in_frogland Add palace_in_frogland as a friend

You know that Aristotle is more than just a made up word in a tortuous rhyme for arse.

 

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View Irisheagle87's Profile Irisheagle87 Flag Co.Derry 11 Apr 23 9.52pm Send a Private Message to Irisheagle87 Add Irisheagle87 as a friend

You reckon you're smart because you know you're stupid

 


THE 17th OF MAY. MY 17th BIRTHDAY. MICHEAL HUGHES SCORES THE WINNING PENALTY, WHAT WAS HIS NUMBER? 17!!!!!

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 12 Apr 23 12.23am Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

you are never the third soldier to light a cigarette on a match.
( the Somme Adult Education College )

 


Eze Peasy at Anfield....

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View Dubai Eagle's Profile Dubai Eagle Flag 12 Apr 23 7.09am Send a Private Message to Dubai Eagle Add Dubai Eagle as a friend

You can enjoy having a proper conversation & remain comfortable enough to be able to contribute without having to be the centre of attention.

 

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semi colons are the ultimate litmus test, and you can spell diorrhea, sorry that's diarrhoea, and you can use chop sticks

 

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You throw Latin into normal conversations.
You know that Del Boy couldn't speak French.

 


Red and Blue Army!

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