Anyone that has been on hol for while knows that Dazza reports twitter rumours as his own and an in attempt to add more validation to his posts adds in a sprinkling of ‘done deal 5 year contract’ etc ala Lampard for example

You’ll notice he never reports any new names not in the media and only posts once these rumours have hit twitter. Anyone who frequents twitter knows this is the case.

We'll make no signings and when the deadline arrives and passes Parish will say that there were some technical difficulties that made it impossible to get the target signings over the line in time.

I’m more of a ‘I only have a very rough idea of where the glass is and no idea the extent to which it’s full, am hopeful but braced for the worst’ kinda guy PJ

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

There’s an old English saying…………..whatever!!

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Perhaps Vicente is off after all

Probably missed, tbf

Jackson.. Wan Bissaka.... Sansom.. Nicholas.. Cannon.. Guehi.... Zaha... Thomas.. Byrne... Holton.. Rogers.. that should do it..