Personally Teddy, I was quite shocked at this.

I don't know why he stopped where he did? Were it me, I'd of demanded a garden built as a life size, suitable-for-humans replica of Selhurst Park, a Bowling Alley, an onsite Ice Cream Truck, an equipped Machine Gun Turret, a Moat, a Wetherspoons, a Crocodile Dundee outfit, an Orangutan Butler and a lifetime supply of Amber Leaf tobacco (which ironically would shorten the period of cost). I'd also want an overly enthusiastic and stereotype fulfilling Italian around the place to keep my mood up following Palace losses and inevitably woeful transfer windows, "Looka on the bright-a side uh!".

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

He haggled

Red and Blue Army!

I can't imagine why he's gone to Saudi. We offered unlimited access to the box park (two standard drink maximum) and a 15% discount at M & S (only valid in the Whitgift in March). Steve said he could borrow his car weekends, as long as Susannah wasn't on the scene. And Wilf said he could rent his old gaffe - Mon-Fri. He comes back some weekends for a pizza.
Wages were undisclosed but someone reckoned it could have been 200k a week - so we all went with that.

Red and Blue Army!