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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne,Kent 05 Sep 23 9.45pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Tinnitus!! Permanent ringing in my ears. Although I’ve had it 40 years since I was a kid and it would seem strange without it now

 


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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 05 Sep 23 10.33pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

a professional street-beggar solicited me today, with the obligatory placard declaring how poor he was and God bless you. I don't think he spoke much English. Being in a hurry to collect my suit from the dry cleaners, i gave him short shrift.

i sucked my teeth as i walked past. Certain in the knowledge that he would not recognize the significance of the slight.....i dont live in London anymore, but brought a bit of it with me.

some horrible noises are theatrical

 


Eze Peasy at Anfield....

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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 05 Sep 23 10.51pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Nothing I can think of that is worse than a leaf blower. Buy a feckin rake!

 

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View Dubai Eagle's Profile Dubai Eagle Online Flag 06 Sep 23 6.14am Send a Private Message to Dubai Eagle Add Dubai Eagle as a friend

The wife uttering the phrases:

a) I've been thinking......... which nearly always leads to some suggestion or other which is usually either daft or ridiculously difficult.

b) We need to talk....... which usually means I am in the doghouse having messed up somewhere / somehow.

 

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View robdave2k's Profile robdave2k Flag 06 Sep 23 6.52am Send a Private Message to robdave2k Add robdave2k as a friend

Gary Lineker is right up there, I’m terms of noises you wouldn’t want to hear.

They also say the laughter of a baby is one of the most joyous sounds. Which is true, unless it’s 3am and you haven’t got a baby.

 

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View Azerbaijan Eagle's Profile Azerbaijan Eagle 06 Sep 23 6.54am Send a Private Message to Azerbaijan Eagle Add Azerbaijan Eagle as a friend

People who eat with their mouths open - the smack of the mouth. Slurping of soup or drinks.

"Misophonia is a disorder in which certain sounds trigger emotional or physiological responses that some might perceive as unreasonable given the circumstance. Those who have misophonia might describe it as when a sound “drives you crazy.” Their reactions can range from anger and annoyance to panic and the need to flee."

For those of you who think they have an irrational hatred of certain noises.......you actually have a psychotic "disorder".

People have been murdered for less.

 

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 06 Sep 23 8.19am Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Azerbaijan Eagle

People who eat with their mouths open - the smack of the mouth. Slurping of soup or drinks.

"Misophonia is a disorder in which certain sounds trigger emotional or physiological responses that some might perceive as unreasonable given the circumstance. Those who have misophonia might describe it as when a sound “drives you crazy.” Their reactions can range from anger and annoyance to panic and the need to flee."

For those of you who think they have an irrational hatred of certain noises.......you actually have a psychotic "disorder".

People have been murdered for less.

That's a good one. A particular bugbear is people who guzzle down tea all day with every one accompanied by a smacking of the lips, a sigh and repeating the mantra - aaah, you can't beat a cup of tea.
A cell door slamming is another nasty sound when you're on the other side of it.

 

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 06 Sep 23 2.45pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

any d1.ckhead with a car stereo and all his windows open.

 


Eze Peasy at Anfield....

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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne,Kent 06 Sep 23 3.34pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

any d1.ckhead with a car stereo and all his windows open.

Haha just a little story on that note, many moons ago when I passed my test at the age of 17, I spent more on the stereo than I did on the mark 3 cortina I had bought as my first car. Well I was sitting along South Norwood high with the windows down and music blaring out painfully loud and a copper scared the crap out of me, he sneaked up, stuck his head through the window and shouted in my ear ‘have you got a licence to broadcast?’ I said sounding a bit gormless ‘whaaat??’ He shouted ‘TURN IT DOWN!!’

Fascist

 


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View Apollofuzz's Profile Apollofuzz Flag On the edge of reason 06 Sep 23 3.44pm Send a Private Message to Apollofuzz Add Apollofuzz as a friend

Morrissey

Gemma Collins

AJ Adudu

 


I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat
I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.

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View Nicholas91's Profile Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 06 Sep 23 3.48pm Send a Private Message to Nicholas91 Add Nicholas91 as a friend

Originally posted by Apollofuzz

Morrissey

Gemma Collins

AJ Adudu

I equally detest AG Adudu (push pineapple, shake the tree)

 


Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag The garden of England 06 Sep 23 5.33pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by robdave2k

Gary Lineker is right up there, I’m terms of noises you wouldn’t want to hear.

They also say the laughter of a baby is one of the most joyous sounds. Which is true, unless it’s 3am and you haven’t got a baby.

Or you had a beer and the mrs says it’s your turn

 

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