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silvertop Portishead 07 Mar 24 11.22am | |
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
Starsky & Hutch......the lesson for all criminals being, don't drink and blab your mouth in the bar of Huggy Bear. ----------------------------- new question : what is the worst movie ever ? for me, John Carter.....by a country mile. They must have spent a hundred million dollars on this utter pile of dogshyte. I don't think films like Plan 9 from Outer Space or the The Wild Women of Wonga should fall into the category of worst movie. Awful, sure, but made by a small band of needy but passionate folk on a budget akin to a primary school nativity. Full marks for bad has to go to big budget disasters made by the Studios. It is next to impossible to make a movie, and every project has to go through filter after filter before it is green lit. Hindsight is easy but... John carter I have not seen. But I have seen Ishtar and the Swarm etc. I struggle to comprehend how they could have been sanctioned given the sums involved and the misguided belief by many highly qualified people that they could have made a profit, let alone be any good.
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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 07 Mar 24 11.32am | |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
I don't think I've seen any....heard of them though. You didn't miss anything. My brother was a window cleaner for a while and would tell me his 'stories'. Hence Confessions of a Window Cleaner. Lets just say the titillation is freely available on line these days.
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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 07 Mar 24 11.33am | |
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Originally posted by silvertop
I don't think films like Plan 9 from Outer Space or the The Wild Women of Wonga should fall into the category of worst movie. Awful, sure, but made by a small band of needy but passionate folk on a budget akin to a primary school nativity. Full marks for bad has to go to big budget disasters made by the Studios. It is next to impossible to make a movie, and every project has to go through filter after filter before it is green lit. Hindsight is easy but... John carter I have not seen. But I have seen Ishtar and the Swarm etc. I struggle to comprehend how they could have been sanctioned given the sums involved and the misguided belief by many highly qualified people that they could have made a profit, let alone be any good. Movies are a handy way to launder money. Explains many a movie.
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PalazioVecchio south pole 07 Mar 24 5.39pm | |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
Movies are a handy way to launder money. Explains many a movie. they make movies about Turkish Barber shops ?
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Badger11 Beckenham 07 Mar 24 5.48pm | |
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
Starsky & Hutch......the lesson for all criminals being, don't drink and blab your mouth in the bar of Huggy Bear. new question : what is the worst movie ever ? for me, John Carter.....by a country mile. They must have spent a hundred million dollars on this utter pile of dogshyte. Yeah that always made me laugh. Everyone seems to know he's a police grass and yet they still talk to him and reveal their evil plans. I guess the writers used him as a character to move the plot along. Today of course it's the Nerd who moves the plot forward. "Hey boss I hacked into his bank account in the Cayman Islands and discovered the money comes from a Mexican cartel. Here's their name and address and handily I have id photos and cell numbers."
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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 07 Mar 24 7.00pm | |
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
they make movies about Turkish Barber shops ? They did one about a laundrette so why not?
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monkey Sittingbourne,Kent 07 Mar 24 7.06pm | |
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I’ve always liked “it’s all gone Pete Tong” not sure it’s that popular and it’s hardly a classic, but I like it
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Teddy Eagle Online 07 Mar 24 7.20pm | |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
They did one about a laundrette so why not? But it was a beautiful one.
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silvertop Portishead 08 Mar 24 9.37am | |
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
they make movies about Turkish Barber shops ? Ha, I was going to say that! A plethora sprung up on Park Street, a prominent shopping street in Bristol. The bloke cutting my hair then (who's Godfather was actually one of the Richardson's of gang fame, so he should know) said: do the maths. Park Street rent, £10 cuts.
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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 08 Mar 24 10.56am | |
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Originally posted by silvertop
Ha, I was going to say that! A plethora sprung up on Park Street, a prominent shopping street in Bristol. The bloke cutting my hair then (who's Godfather was actually one of the Richardson's of gang fame, so he should know) said: do the maths. Park Street rent, £10 cuts. And no one noticed bookies, casinos, car parks, mini cab/ taxi firms, amusement arcades, or the price of art or horses?
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