I say,I say ,I say.....crap joke thread! (LOCKED)
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 lanzarote ron  East Grinstead 27 Jun 10 1.35pm |
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There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Croydon but I've been
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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| stinky-winky fartsville 05 Jul 10 7.09pm |
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Dunno if this has been done Whats the difference between Scotland & a teabag ? The teabag stays in the cup longer
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| Only 10 a year!! 06 Jul 10 12.41pm |
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Edited by Only 10 a year!! (06 Jul 2010 1:00pm)
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| redandbluebarmy Epsom 21 Jul 10 12.37pm |
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The police knocked at my door this morning and said "excuse me sir we have recieved a report that your dog has been chasing someone on a bike" I said........... "that's b¥$€*#%s my dog hasn't even got a bike!"
TEA IS FOR MUGS! |
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| Raven South Croydon 22 Jul 10 10.30am |
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Who was the only personever to say 'Defeat is OK'? Idi Amin's chiropodist
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Eaglesnut  Waterford 22 Jul 10 2.46pm |
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A man was watching an diver - when he surfaced he asked the diver "Why do divers always fall backwards when diving?' The diver looked at him & said "If we rolled forward we'd still be in the f**kin' boat"
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The Sash  Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 23 Jul 10 7.24pm |
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Apparently Nintendo have a new game coming out next month, where the gamer plays as a 12 year old alcopop drinking, drug taking, chavvy, asbo-ed, hoody wearing car thief from Glasgow and the aim of the game is to cause as much trouble as possible!
Edited by The Sash (23 Jul 2010 7:25pm)
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| Bin Liner London , Southfields 23 Jul 10 8.03pm |
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whats the difference between the Scottish Mafia and the Italian Mafia?
Portillo's teeth removed to boost pound Boy roasts himself in sacrifice to Chris Kelly |
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| kent675 Bromley, Kent 26 Jul 10 10.31am |
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I stole some inflatables from the garden centre last week, so can't out much, I'm having to lie low....
Four wheels drives the body - Two wheels drives the soul |
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cpfcdboi  Thornton heath 03 Aug 10 1.14am |
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last night i got my c*ck caught in my zip so i rubbed some margerine on it !! Woke up this morning cant believe its not better
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 10 Aug 10 9.31am |
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My teenage son told me that he had sex with the neighbour's daughter last night for the first time. "Well done, son," I said, "I hope you used something though?"
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 12 Aug 10 10.34am |
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I was in bed with my new girlfriend last night, and she said I‘d got the biggest dick she’d ever laid her hands on.
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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