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I'll start the ball rolling with some rolling stones poems...

Ode to Bill Wyman.

You played the bass in a style so dandy,
you f***ed a tart,
her name was Mandy,
you broke her heart,
you broke her hymen,
all I can say, is why oh,
Wyman


Ode to Mick Jagger.

You weren't born in a crossfire hurricane,
and you can always get what you want.


Ode to Brian Jones.

Brian Jones,
stupid fool,
you died,
in a swimming pool.

 


"If we can find money to kill people, we can find money to help people."
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Jonathan King
A one time big hitter
Likes to do
Little boys
Up the sh1tter

 


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fubar 14 Sep 08 7.22pm

Michael Jackson

Oh Bubbles,
I got troubles
I wanted to be bad
but they all think I'm sad
It went downhill after Thriller
Every album was a minger
I felt forlorn
So I reached for the kiddieporn
I wish I had Macauley
but his ringpiece is poorly
so tonight it's you, don't looked so scared
my plastic surgeon says your arse can be repaired

Edited by fubar (14 Sep 2008 7:25pm)

 


too far gone.. aint no way back

this post was sponsored by fubar.com

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Red Card - User has been banned LiamC Flag Up Shit Creek, sans paddle 14 Sep 08 7.56pm

Ode to Anthony from Blue

you've got a big chin
that gets bigger when you grin
You wanted to go on
even when the others said they were through
Your talents never shone
and Simon Amstell always mocks you
When people see you they say 'who'?
but to me you'll always be the big chinned, talentless, ugly one from Blue.
And I love you.

Ode to Kurt Cobain

Kurt Cobain, Kurt Cobain
The fame and Courtney made you go insane
Kurt Cobain, Kurt Cobain,
So you got a shotgun and blew off half your brain (allegedly)

Edited by LiamC (14 Sep 2008 7:58pm)

 


I'll f*ck you 'til you love me, f*ggot!


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Quote nickgusset at 14 Sep 2008 2:41pm

I'll start the ball rolling with some rolling stones poems...

Ode to Bill Wyman.

You played the bass in a style so dandy,
you f***ed a tart,
her name was Mandy,
you broke her heart,
you broke her hymen,
all I can say, is why oh,
Wyman

Ode to Mick Jagger.

You weren't born in a crossfire hurricane,
and you can always get what you want.


Ode to Brian Jones.

Brian Jones,
stupid fool,
you died,
in a swimming pool.


brilliant.

it's grandma's party, so say you,
paul nicholas,
but's that no f*cking excuse for her to get coked up,
and prance around,
all knickerless

 


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Red Card - User has been banned Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 15 Sep 08 9.21am

Oh Gary, Gary Numan
You looked so odd
We didn't know if you were human.
You bought a plane
But crashed it
You should have stayed
In Cars.

 


Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

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Kate Bush, Kate Bush,
I love you still,
I loved you running up that hill,
These days you look like a hound of love,
But I'd still give your bush a shove,
And I'd make sceptics understand,
That one in Kate Bush is worth two in the hand.

William Shakesperyr

 


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"Gee, you and I oughtta get on swell Mister Burton, as we're both Selts".
"No, I am a Selt. You are a Sunt."

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright

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Red Card - User has been banned Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 15 Sep 08 10.55am

Kylie you are gorgeous
I wish I'd met and kissed yer.
I also would have tried to sort
a threesome with your sister.

 


Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening


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kate nash, kate nash.
you musics about as funny as a car crash.

 


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Red Card - User has been banned Uncle Focker Flag 15 Sep 08 12.04pm

I can see Phil Collins has no hair tonight...oh lord

He doesn't need to use susstudio line on his bonce

Oh...think twice...he is a nonce

With a sh1t back catalogue.

 


Gone away

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Red Card - User has been banned Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 15 Sep 08 12.14pm

Cliff
What's the diff?
If you are gay,
Just say.

I'm not being a nosy parker,
But nobody believes you shagged Sue Barker.

 


Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening


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Red Card - User has been banned Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 15 Sep 08 12.43pm

Ohhh the Tap that is Spinal
Is the best spoof/comedy rock band ever.
and that's final.

Edited by Jake d'Eagle (15 Sep 2008 12:44pm)

 


Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

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