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View The Sash's Profile The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Sep 08 1.18pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to Jenny from da block

Oh J-Lo
I love you so
Especially in your nightie
When the moonlight flits
Across your tits
Oh jesus christ almighty

 


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Ode to Jimi

Jimi Hendrix you died in alone is sick
I loved your Hey Joe and Purple Haze
Not the versions you knocked out
The ones by Crackerjacks Peter Glaze

 


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Quote morganistic at 16 Sep 2008 10:34am

The name of David Hasselhoff's
as German as von Bismarck's,
and when he filmed that Baywatch Nights
his pants were full of jizz marks


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Quote The Sash at 17 Sep 2008 1:18pm

Ode to Jenny from da block

Oh J-Lo
I love you so
Especially in your nightie
When the moonlight flits
Across your tits
Oh jesus christ almighty

plagiarism at it's finest...

 


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Uncle Focker Flag 17 Sep 08 3.08pm

Oh Benny Hill
I love you still
I loved your milkman Ernie
But why did you go and leave us
to begin your heavenly journey?

Nobody does comical songs now
Except for Divine Comedy...
but they are s*** and not at all funny
and to be honest annoy me greatly (which doesn't rhyme)

 


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View npn's Profile npn Flag Crowborough 17 Sep 08 3.37pm Send a Private Message to npn Add npn as a friend

Oh Sam Fox (in the singing mood)
You topped all the page 3 ranks
They loved you out in Bollywood
But I just dreamed of t1t w@nks

 

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View npn's Profile npn Flag Crowborough 17 Sep 08 3.39pm Send a Private Message to npn Add npn as a friend

And Sam Fox in the later years
I still kept all your piccies
But then you went all dykie
and keen on lady-lickies

 

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Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 17 Sep 08 4.01pm

I never liked Samantha Fox,
I had no interest in her box.
But Maria Whittaker
I'd bang the s*** out of yer

 


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View Superfly's Profile Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 17 Sep 08 4.40pm Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

Maria was ok I guess, above Sammi who was a retard
But Suzanne Mizzi's different gravy, she made my c0ck go hard

 


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View npn's Profile npn Flag Crowborough 17 Sep 08 4.49pm Send a Private Message to npn Add npn as a friend

Maria certainly had great baps
And Suzanne pretty features
But neither could be called pop stars
Could they, eh? You Beetches!


(alright, a bit contrived, but still)

 

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 17 Sep 08 4.50pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Ode to Norah Jones

I don't know why i feel this way
about miss Norah Jones
but looking at her picture
i just want to jump her bones

she sings of girly romance
and has a voice of sweetest honey
I'd take he up the wrong'un
and steal her bags of money

Fh


 


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View npn's Profile npn Flag Crowborough 17 Sep 08 4.51pm Send a Private Message to npn Add npn as a friend

J-Lo has an enormous @rse
And couldn't be physically fitter
On her music I would have to pass
But I'd do her up the sh1tter

 

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