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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 27 Jan 10 10.24pm
Ode to Carol Dekker from T'Pau Cant remember your one big hit Something about hands and China ? I just stared at your ginger perm It bet it looked just like Liams vagina Edited by The Sash (27 Jan 2010 10:24pm) As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 27 Jan 10 10.24pm

Ode to Carol Dekker from T'Pau

Cant remember your one big hit
Something about hands and China ?
I just stared at your ginger perm
It bet it looked just like Liams vagina

Edited by The Sash (27 Jan 2010 10:24pm)

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Mongo Like Clunge Bumfuck City, Texas 08 Feb 10 9.50pm
. Edited by Mongo Like Clunge (09 Feb 2010 8:41pm) WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.
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Edited by Mongo Like Clunge (09 Feb 2010 8:41pm)

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fubar 24 Mar 10 9.42pm
Ode to P Diddy Bling Bling Telephone ring Diddy is a football fan Go get dat Cristal thang 020 8768 6 triple zero Brendas the homeboy hip hop hero Flies to london to seal the deal The fans think it's getting unreal But just as papers are about to be signed Comes a sight so ghastly, only fit for the blind And that was the true reason Diddy had to go: Ron Noades mother - the dirty ass Ho too far gone.. aint no way back this post was sponsored by fubar.com
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fubar 24 Mar 10 9.42pm

Ode to P Diddy

Bling Bling
Telephone ring
Diddy is a football fan
Go get dat Cristal thang

020 8768 6 triple zero
Brendas the homeboy hip hop hero
Flies to london to seal the deal
The fans think it's getting unreal

But just as papers are about to be signed
Comes a sight so ghastly, only fit for the blind
And that was the true reason Diddy had to go:
Ron Noades mother - the dirty ass Ho

too far gone.. aint no way back

this post was sponsored by fubar.com

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SpikeyMatt Fishing for condiments 24 Mar 10 9.55pm
Quote fubar at 24 Mar 2010 9:42pm Ode to P Diddy Bling Bling Telephone ring Diddy is a football fan Go get dat Cristal thang 020 8768 6 triple zero Brendas the homeboy hip hop hero Flies to london to seal the deal The fans think it's getting unreal But just as papers are about to be signed Comes a sight so ghastly, only fit for the blind And that was the true reason Diddy had to go: Ron Noades mother - the dirty ass Ho Superb Twitter! [Tweet Link] Justin Bieber: the singing amoeba
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Fishing for condiments 24 Mar 10 9.55pm

Quote fubar at 24 Mar 2010 9:42pm

Ode to P Diddy

Bling Bling
Telephone ring
Diddy is a football fan
Go get dat Cristal thang

020 8768 6 triple zero
Brendas the homeboy hip hop hero
Flies to london to seal the deal
The fans think it's getting unreal

But just as papers are about to be signed
Comes a sight so ghastly, only fit for the blind
And that was the true reason Diddy had to go:
Ron Noades mother - the dirty ass Ho

Superb

Twitter!

[Tweet Link]

Justin Bieber: the singing amoeba

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morganistic 24 Mar 10 10.11pm
brilliant stuff fubsy [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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24 Mar 10 10.11pm

brilliant stuff fubsy

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 25 Mar 10 7.57am
Quote fubar at 24 Mar 2010 9:42pm Ode to P Diddy Bling Bling Telephone ring Diddy is a football fan Go get dat Cristal thang 020 8768 6 triple zero Brendas the homeboy hip hop hero Flies to london to seal the deal The fans think it's getting unreal But just as papers are about to be signed Comes a sight so ghastly, only fit for the blind And that was the true reason Diddy had to go: Ron Noades mother - the dirty ass Ho He he heh Top stuff Fooobs As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 25 Mar 10 7.57am

Quote fubar at 24 Mar 2010 9:42pm

Ode to P Diddy

Bling Bling
Telephone ring
Diddy is a football fan
Go get dat Cristal thang

020 8768 6 triple zero
Brendas the homeboy hip hop hero
Flies to london to seal the deal
The fans think it's getting unreal

But just as papers are about to be signed
Comes a sight so ghastly, only fit for the blind
And that was the true reason Diddy had to go:
Ron Noades mother - the dirty ass Ho

He he heh

Top stuff Fooobs

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Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 25 Mar 10 10.56am
Brilliant stuff, fubes. About time this magnificent thread was resurrected. I know you are but what am I?
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hanging around the local Taco Bell... 25 Mar 10 10.56am

Brilliant stuff, fubes.
About time this magnificent thread was resurrected.

I know you are but what am I?

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Mongo Like Clunge Bumfuck City, Texas 25 Mar 10 5.56pm
Lovely business, fubes. Here's another: An Ode To P Diddy Big up, big up, to the man who loves booty, More than Somalis on a run to Djibouti, Drunk on the lure of a Palace of Crystal, Ended up paralytic and on a train to Bristol. As the conductor came through, he could barely see, Mistook him for a rest-room and pissed on his knee, Unimpressed, the official kicked him in the pnis, Poor old Diddy, his welcome had been heinous. The train rolled in and The British Transport Police, Took him to jail for a breach of his piece, And he stood in jail with his genitals leaking ballast, 'Ain't no way i'm buying Crystal fcking Palace'. WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.
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Bumfuck City, Texas 25 Mar 10 5.56pm

Lovely business, fubes.

Here's another:

An Ode To P Diddy

Big up, big up, to the man who loves booty,
More than Somalis on a run to Djibouti,
Drunk on the lure of a Palace of Crystal,
Ended up paralytic and on a train to Bristol.

As the conductor came through, he could barely see,
Mistook him for a rest-room and pissed on his knee,
Unimpressed, the official kicked him in the p*nis,
Poor old Diddy, his welcome had been heinous.

The train rolled in and The British Transport Police,
Took him to jail for a breach of his piece,
And he stood in jail with his genitals leaking ballast,
'Ain't no way i'm buying Crystal f*cking Palace'.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

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Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 25 Mar 10 6.02pm
Quote Mongo Like Clunge at 25 Mar 2010 5:56pm Lovely business, fubes. Here's another: An Ode To P Diddy Big up, big up, to the man who loves booty, More than Somalis on a run to Djibouti, Drunk on the lure of a Palace of Crystal, Ended up paralytic and on a train to Bristol. As the conductor came through, he could barely see, Mistook him for a rest-room and pissed on his knee, Unimpressed, the official kicked him in the pnis, Poor old Diddy, his welcome had been heinous. The train rolled in and The British Transport Police, Took him to jail for a breach of his piece, And he stood in jail with his genitals leaking ballast, 'Ain't no way i'm buying Crystal fcking Palace'. Another masterpiece. How do you clever buggers do it? I know you are but what am I?
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Don Rogers Tache

hanging around the local Taco Bell... 25 Mar 10 6.02pm

Quote Mongo Like Clunge at 25 Mar 2010 5:56pm

Lovely business, fubes.

Here's another:

An Ode To P Diddy

Big up, big up, to the man who loves booty,
More than Somalis on a run to Djibouti,
Drunk on the lure of a Palace of Crystal,
Ended up paralytic and on a train to Bristol.

Another masterpiece.
How do you clever buggers do it?

I know you are but what am I?

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fubar 25 Mar 10 7.13pm
Quote Mongo Like Clunge at 25 Mar 2010 5:56pm Lovely business, fubes. Here's another: An Ode To P Diddy Big up, big up, to the man who loves booty, More than Somalis on a run to Djibouti, Drunk on the lure of a Palace of Crystal, Ended up paralytic and on a train to Bristol. As the conductor came through, he could barely see, Mistook him for a rest-room and pissed on his knee, Unimpressed, the official kicked him in the pnis, Poor old Diddy, his welcome had been heinous. The train rolled in and The British Transport Police, Took him to jail for a breach of his piece, And he stood in jail with his genitals leaking ballast, 'Ain't no way i'm buying Crystal fcking Palace'. great stuff mongo too far gone.. aint no way back this post was sponsored by fubar.com
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fubar 25 Mar 10 7.13pm

Quote Mongo Like Clunge at 25 Mar 2010 5:56pm

Lovely business, fubes.

Here's another:

An Ode To P Diddy

Big up, big up, to the man who loves booty,
More than Somalis on a run to Djibouti,
Drunk on the lure of a Palace of Crystal,
Ended up paralytic and on a train to Bristol.

great stuff mongo

too far gone.. aint no way back

this post was sponsored by fubar.com

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 25 Mar 10 8.44pm
brilliant
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Shizzlehurst 25 Mar 10 8.44pm

brilliant

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morganistic 26 Mar 10 12.10am
hard laying one fun rhyme, let alone lay loads, fubs and mongo take a bow, less hear it for the Diddy odes! [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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morganistic

26 Mar 10 12.10am

hard laying one fun rhyme,
let alone lay loads,
fubs and mongo take a bow,
less hear it for the Diddy odes!

[Link]
''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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