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Harpo Oxfordshire 08 Aug 21 7.34am | |
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Once, in the late 70's, I was returning home on the M11 late one night when I became so desperate that I parked up at the top of a slip road - and had a most satisfying shag!
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Teddy Eagle 08 Aug 21 7.34am | |
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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 08 Aug 21 8.24am | |
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
scum do this at gigs still I believe.
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PalazioVecchio south pole 08 Aug 21 8.47am | |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
scum do this at gigs still I believe. Ryan deserves it.
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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 08 Aug 21 2.33pm | |
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Summer of 1994. Me and a friend were starting our first of 3 days in New York. In the evening we went for beers. As we left the 4th bar, my mate decides he needs an urgent wazz. He nips into a local McDonalds, but the toilets are Out of Order. In desperation, he nips into a side alley, followed a few seconds later by 2 police officers, who promptly arrest him. As I try to intervene, one of the officers places his hand on his gun as says to me "You want some Buddy ?" I walked away My mate spent 2 days locked in a cell with rapists and murderers and dealers, before it went before a Judge. The Judge threw out the case and reprimanded the Officers for over-zealous policing.
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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 08 Aug 21 2.38pm | |
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On the walk home from the pub, me and a girlfriend stopped for a kebab at our local shop. A lot of customers got a view of her pl55ing in the gutter through the large front window. Didn't put me off the kebab,...
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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 08 Aug 21 3.39pm | |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
On the walk home from the pub, me and a girlfriend stopped for a kebab at our local shop. A lot of customers got a view of her pl55ing in the gutter through the large front window. sounds like a few blokes saw hers
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Teddy Eagle 08 Aug 21 3.42pm | |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
On the walk home from the pub, me and a girlfriend stopped for a kebab at our local shop. A lot of customers got a view of her pl55ing in the gutter through the large front window. Didn't put me off the kebab,... And now she’s getting interviewed by Oprah. Go figure.
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Pete53 Hassocks 11 Aug 21 11.14am | |
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I recall when I was a youngster my spinsterly aunt informing me in a disapproving voice that French men are known for peeing in public. I'm not quite sure how she knew this as she'd never left England in her life.
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nobody sussex 12 Aug 21 10.46am | |
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Was 'the large front window' your pet name for her 'front bottom' ?
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BlueJay UK 12 Aug 21 3.15pm | |
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Originally posted by Pete53
I recall when I was a youngster my spinsterly aunt informing me in a disapproving voice that French men are known for peeing in public. I'm not quite sure how she knew this as she'd never left England in her life. Oui oui!
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Spiderman Horsham 12 Aug 21 3.19pm | |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
On the walk home from the pub, me and a girlfriend stopped for a kebab at our local shop. A lot of customers got a view of her pl55ing in the gutter through the large front window. Didn't put me off the kebab,... Blimey pi**ed through the window and reached the gutter, what a shot ! Sign her up as a striker Edited by Spiderman (12 Aug 2021 3.20pm)
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