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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 26 Jul 17 7.15pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

For me it has to be Angela Ripon

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just to see if I could make her eyebrows go any higher. Didn't Viz Magazine do a sort of up the *rse corner?

 

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gambler Flag Kent 26 Jul 17 7.17pm Send a Private Message to gambler Add gambler as a friend

Davina McCall.

See how much louder she can actually be.

 

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Part Time James Flag 26 Jul 17 7.22pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Charlotte Church. She's been asking for it since she got pubic hair. Plus I think she needs cheering up, it's been ages since she smiled and I think the knob she's getting is insufficient.

 




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matthau Flag South Croydon 26 Jul 17 7.38pm Send a Private Message to matthau Add matthau as a friend

Captain callahan in police academy movies

 

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matthau Flag South Croydon 26 Jul 17 7.45pm Send a Private Message to matthau Add matthau as a friend

Ooooh

Not forgetting Tera Patrick

 

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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 26 Jul 17 7.46pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

I'm sure Venessa Feltz is absolutely gagging for it.

 

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YT Flag Oxford 26 Jul 17 8.16pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Tess Daly might be worth a go. Well her old man doesn't seem to appreciate her charms as much as he might.

 


Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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Pikester Flag Worthing 27 Jul 17 11.07pm Send a Private Message to Pikester Add Pikester as a friend

The one in Little Mix who always wears Thigh boots.

 


You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

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gmostone Flag 27 Jul 17 11.16pm Send a Private Message to gmostone Add gmostone as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Charlotte Church. She's been asking for it since she got pubic hair. Plus I think she needs cheering up, it's been ages since she smiled and I think the knob she's getting is insufficient.

The first part makes you sound like a nonce.

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And if you read the article, the second makes you sound like a bit of a c*nt.

Edited by gmostone (27 Jul 2017 11.17pm)

 

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dannyh Flag wherever I lay my hat....... 28 Jul 17 9.57am Send a Private Message to dannyh Add dannyh as a friend

And your post makes you seem like a morale hoover, with out any thing resembling a sense of humour.

Bore off Poindexter.

It's called funtalk for a reason, maybe you should start your own thread called, "The Miserable Sod Thread".

 


"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

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jimruss Flag Sidcup 28 Jul 17 10.00am Send a Private Message to jimruss Add jimruss as a friend

Justin Bieber, I'd split him in two the little cnut

 

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jimruss Flag Sidcup 28 Jul 17 10.02am Send a Private Message to jimruss Add jimruss as a friend

Or Rachel Riley

 

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