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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 16 Sep 08 7.58pm

Quote Seth at 16 Sep 2008 5:47pm

I'm expanding this thread to include footballers.

Paulo de Canio
Played for West Hamio
Then went to Lazio
Saluted like a nazi
Evil and nasty
Little man

Edited by Seth (16 Sep 2008 5:48pm)

Start yer own fred

 

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Plastic Bertrand

You sang "Ça plane pour moi"
A literal translation appears impossible
I thought it meant
"You are the one for me"
But I am clearly wrong
Anyway I am not the one for you
Because I hate you
And your Belgian punk-influenced vernacular

Edited by Seth (16 Sep 2008 8:00pm)

 


"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down"
FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16

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Quote nickgusset at 16 Sep 2008 7:58pm

Quote Seth at 16 Sep 2008 5:47pm

I'm expanding this thread to include footballers.

Paulo de Canio
Played for West Hamio
Then went to Lazio
Saluted like a nazi
Evil and nasty
Little man

Start yer own fred


Ok, but my name's not fred.

 


"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down"
FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16

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fubar 16 Sep 08 8.07pm

Bob Geldof

You hate mondays, Boomtown rat
but your output since - frankly: low-brow scat
I gave you my furking money
You fed the world, erased despair
But I'd of given double
If you'd combed your furking hair

 


too far gone.. aint no way back

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fubar 16 Sep 08 8.13pm

Everything by Stock Aitken and Waterman

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 16 Sep 08 8.21pm

All I do each night is pray,
That Take That would die,
and then they'd finally
Go away

Edited by nickgusset (16 Sep 2008 8:21pm)

 

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John Denver

You left on that jet plane
Didnt know when you would be back again
I dont think you could be more specific
Who cares i had a tenner on the pacific.

 


Fatty forgot his fuckin hotdogs

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Quote kingdowieonthewall at 16 Sep 2008 6:50pm

Quote morganistic at 16 Sep 2008 6:39pm

ladies and gents please give it up for Boyzone's Ronan Keating, if we applaud hard enough he gets a savage beating, then we'll point and laugh and joke until he stops excreting, then we'll suffocate the little c*nt with soiled plastic sheeting

take it your not that keen on Ronan, Morg?



no i don't mind him as it goes KD. nothing personal Ronan. it's just his name. it has just as much potential as the man himself, maybe more

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 16 Sep 08 10.47pm

morg calls him ronan the barbarian

 

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Quote nickgusset at 16 Sep 2008 10:47pm

morg calls him ronan the barbarian


hehe. when he walks round w*nking, spraying jizz everywhere, he is ronanistic

Edited by morganistic (16 Sep 2008 10:56pm)

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 16 Sep 08 11.13pm

and this is why he loves him...
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Quote nickgusset at 16 Sep 2008 11:13pm

and this is why he loves him...
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Seen that before a few times. Deeply, deeply embarrassing.

 


"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down"
FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16

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