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View eagleeye's Profile eagleeye Flag The dark side 21 May 08 2.08pm Send a Private Message to eagleeye Add eagleeye as a friend

What do you call a camel with three humps ?
Humpfrey

What do you call a girl with one broken shoe ??
Lucille

 


Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

 

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View eagleeye's Profile eagleeye Flag The dark side 21 May 08 2.16pm Send a Private Message to eagleeye Add eagleeye as a friend

What do you call a man sitting in the fire ??
Pete

 


Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t
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View lanzarote ron's Profile lanzarote ron Flag East Grinstead 21 May 08 2.20pm Send a Private Message to lanzarote ron Add lanzarote ron as a friend

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen

 


When you're dead you don't know you're dead.

It is difficult only for the others.

It's the same when you're stupid.

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View Dazzling's Profile Dazzling Flag Sutton 21 May 08 2.29pm Send a Private Message to Dazzling Add Dazzling as a friend

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob

 

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View lanzarote ron's Profile lanzarote ron Flag East Grinstead 21 May 08 2.33pm Send a Private Message to lanzarote ron Add lanzarote ron as a friend

What do you call a chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

 


When you're dead you don't know you're dead.

It is difficult only for the others.

It's the same when you're stupid.

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View Dazzling's Profile Dazzling Flag Sutton 21 May 08 3.02pm Send a Private Message to Dazzling Add Dazzling as a friend

What do you call a woman juggling bottles of lager?

Beatrix

 

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chollis Flag Dingly Dell 21 May 08 3.41pm

What do you call a chinese woman in a food processor?

Brenda

 


Loverman is a fcuking arsehole.

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View baldockeagle's Profile baldockeagle Flag Baldock (via Sutton & Wallington) 21 May 08 4.25pm Send a Private Message to baldockeagle Add baldockeagle as a friend

Two cows in a field, the farmer's just finished milking one of them.

She turns to the other cow and says "I don't understand it, he always quits after the foreplay".

 

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View Mr Statto's Profile Mr Statto Flag Ifield 21 May 08 4.29pm Send a Private Message to Mr Statto Add Mr Statto as a friend

What do you call a camel with 4 humps?

A Saudi Quattro


What do you call a man with no arms & no legs who's just swum the channel?

Clever Dick

 


That's just the ramblings of a madman

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View lanzarote ron's Profile lanzarote ron Flag East Grinstead 21 May 08 4.52pm Send a Private Message to lanzarote ron Add lanzarote ron as a friend

Why did the koala fall out the tree?

It was dead

 


When you're dead you don't know you're dead.

It is difficult only for the others.

It's the same when you're stupid.

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View palaceeagles's Profile palaceeagles Flag london 21 May 08 4.58pm Send a Private Message to palaceeagles Add palaceeagles as a friend

a boy asks his teacher "would i get in trouble for something i havent done?"

teacher replies, "of course not"

boy says, " good, because i havnt done my homework!" =]

 


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